[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

While walking in the corn maze,
I felt like I was being stalked.

It was…
…earie.

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Dennis]

Paddy comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man, paddy takes out is gun and says to the other man if you want my wife come take her like a man, I challenge you to a duel, the other man accepts and they go into another room Paddy says no one needs to get hurt, lets shoot into the air then fall to the ground, then paddy says we will see who my wife goes to first, and shows she loves the most, so they fire their guns into the air and drop to the ground, Mary rushes into the room and sees both men on the ground and shouts you can come out now honey, they are both dead.

 

[Ivory]

Paddy comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man, paddy takes out is gun and says to the other man if you want my wife come take her like a man, I challenge you to a duel, the other man accepts and they go into another room Paddy says no one needs to get hurt, lets shoot into the air then fall to the ground, then paddy says we will see who my wife goes to first, and shows she loves the most, so they fire their guns into the air and drop to the ground, Mary rushes into the room and sees both men on the ground and shouts you can come out now honey, they are both dead.

Brilliant

 

[Viellarde]

Paddy comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man, paddy takes out is gun and says to the other man if you want my wife come take her like a man, I challenge you to a duel, the other man accepts and they go into another room Paddy says no one needs to get hurt, lets shoot into the air then fall to the ground, then paddy says we will see who my wife goes to first, and shows she loves the most, so they fire their guns into the air and drop to the ground, Mary rushes into the room and sees both men on the ground and shouts you can come out now honey, they are both dead.

She who cheats with you, will cheat on you.
Apologies to gossipers.