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A clear warning.
Sean is the vicar of a Protestment Parish in Dublin, and Patrick the priest at the Roman Catholic church over the road, one day they are seen together erecting a sign which says, the end is near turn around before it is too late, a car roars past them and the driver leans out his window and yells, leave people alone you religious nutters we do not need your religious lectures, from around the next curve they hear aloud screeching of brakes and a big splash, shaking his head Farther Patrick says dat's da terd one this morning, Yaa Sean agrees, then adds da you think maybe the sign should say Bridge Closed.
 
Actually there is no such bird as a SEAGULL because they are just GULLS with sub species such as SILVER Gull etc.
 
Actually there is no such bird as a SEAGULL because they are just GULLS with sub species such as SILVER Gull etc.
Did you know the word GULLIBLE doesn't appear in any English dictionary.
 
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A clear warning.
Sean is the vicar of a Protestment Parish in Dublin, and Patrick the priest at the Roman Catholic church over the road, one day they are seen together erecting a sign which says, the end is near turn around before it is too late, a car roars past them and the driver leans out his window and yells, leave people alone you religious nutters we do not need your religious lectures, from around the next curve they hear aloud screeching of brakes and a big splash, shaking his head Farther Patrick says dat's da terd one this morning, Yaa Sean agrees, then adds da you think maybe the sign should say Bridge Closed.
A clear warning.
Sean is the vicar of a Protestant Parish in Dublin, and Patrick the priest at the Roman Catholic church over the road, one day they are seen together erecting a sign which says, THE END IS NEAR TURN AROUND BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, a car roars past them and the driver leans out his window and yells, leave people alone you religious nutters we do not need your religious lectures, from around the next curve they hear aloud screeching of brakes and a big splash, shaking his head Father Patrick says that's the third one this morning, Yes Sean agrees, then adds do you think maybe the sign should say BRIDGE CLOSED.



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Did you know the word GULLIBLE doesn't appear in any English dictionary.
OK, I got sucked in, but I found GULLIBLE in the Oxford English Dictionary
 
Actually there is no such bird as a SEAGULL because they are just GULLS with sub species such as SILVER Gull etc.
Always one hehehehehe
 
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OK, I got sucked in, but I found GULLIBLE in the Oxford English Dictionary
Yep me too, straight to the dictionary and looked it up.
 
Love it!
 
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Actually there is no such bird as a SEAGULL because they are just GULLS with sub species such as SILVER Gull etc.
They're all gulls, and they all go to sea... sea gulls...
 
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Always one hehehehehe
Yep. Some people have no sense of humour. I enjoyed your “Steven Seagull”, as I’m sure the
majority would’ve appreciated your humour.
 

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