[Mikev]

Hurry up Fido ​

 

[Ivory]

If it was Felix it would still be trying to decide in or out!

 

[Maggie96]

Every night

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Paddy his fitting a kitchen in a posh house, when the woman asked him would he like a drink, paddy accepts and soon the lady comes back with a nice cup of coffee, it's excellent coffee to be sure says paddy, thank you said the woman my husband brought it from Brazil that's great said paddy and it is still warm as well.

 

[Gus]

• Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.​

 

[Littleboy8]

Ahhh! So that’s where they got the ad on t.v. From with the girl and the dog who end up buying a house.

 

[Veggiepatch]

That was the exact moment when the unicorns escaped....

 

[Reet]

Mikev, you've done it again - a great laugh!

 

[Littleboy8]

That was the exact moment when the unicorns escaped....

Huh

 

[Veggiepatch]

Huh

When Noah opened the ark, the unicorns bolted for the hills....

 

[Littleboy8]

When Noah opened the ark, the unicorns bolted for the hills....

Were you there

 

[Veggiepatch]

Were you there

Yeah!

I was the ten year old brat who prodded the unicorns to stir them up....

 

[Mustang GT]

Why didnt he bring both out together?

 

[Luckyus]

When Noah opened the ark, the unicorns bolted for the hills....

You spoilt it?

 

[Luckyus]

Three ducks went to court after being arrested
When the judge calls upon the first duck, he asks him, "what's your name?"

The duck responds, "Quack."

And what did you get arrested for?

The duck says, "I got arrested for blowing bubbles in the pond."
And he goes on his way.

The judge calls upon the second duck,
and again asks, "what's your name?"

The second duck responds with, "Quack, Quack."

And what did you get arrested for?

The second duck responds with,
"I got arrested for blowing bubbles in the pond."
And he goes on his way.

The judge calls upon the third duck, and sarcastically asks,
"Let me guess, your name is Quack, Quack, Quack?"

The third duck, completely confused, replies with,
"No, your honor, my name is Bubbles."

 

[DLHM]

That was the exact moment when the unicorns escaped....

Huh

Unicorns are a fantasy, just like Noah and his ark.