[mOiOz]

OFFSPRING​

 

[Wandiwa]

Very appropriate, since we are now in Spring.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Nice use of the background to give the illusions of smiles.

 

[novezar]

I will pay that one.

 

[Luckyus]

ROSES ARE RED.
VIOLETS ARE FINE
YOU BE THE SIX.
AND I'LL BE THE NINE

 

[Luckyus]

Anal sex is like getting a minivan. It hurts at first, but then you’re surprised at how much you can fit inside!​

 

[Luckyus]

What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin? You cum in one and go in the other.​

 

[Luckyus]

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."​

 

[Luckyus]

What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip.​

 

[Luckyus]

A friend told me he had an Oedipus Complex... I said, "Motherfucker, what's wrong with you?"​

 

[novezar]

Here's another 'Dirty Ditty",

Here I sit broken hearted,
paid a penny & only farted.
A man's ambition must be small to write his name upon this wall.
A woman's must be even worse, to carry"Frenchies" in her purse.

 

[mOiOz]

I read this on a toilet wall overseas 45 years ago...

Some folks come to sit and think,
Others come to sh*t and stink.
Then, some will come to scratch their balls,
and read the writing on the walls!

 

[Luckyus]

Came across this one in Hyde Park pisstones>
"One would with all this wit that
Shakespeare's ghost had been to shit"

To which, someone had replied
"I should think that would be true,
for Shakespeare's ghost had an
arsehole too"

 

[UruauP]

Anal sex is like getting a minivan. It hurts at first, but then you’re surprised at how much you can fit inside!​

Interesting.

 

[UruauP]

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."​

Cracker.