[Luckyus]

The Word​

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is
assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons
and laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are
copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question
this, pointing out that if someone made even a small
error in the first copy, it would never be picked up!
In fact, that error would be continued in all of
the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying
from the copies for centuries, but you make a
good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves
underneath the monastery where the original
manuscripts are held as archives,
in a locked vault that hasn't
been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

"We missed the R! We missed the R!

We missed the bloody R!"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old Abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies,

"The word was

CELEBRATE

 

[Bazza boy]

big difference

 

[Bob Patterson]

???

 

[dianearnold]

???

Celebrate not Celibate.

 

[erina]

The best one I have heard in a long time.

 

[Jim bowling]

bloody classic!!!!!!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke.
Would you marry again,? A husband and wife Are sitting in bed reading When the wife looks over and asks the question.
Wife, what would you do if I died, would you marry again? Husband Definitely not.
Wife, why not, don't you like being Married? Husband, of Couse I do.
Wife, then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband, Okay, Okay I'd get married again.
Wife, you would with an hurt look. Husband makes audible moan.
Wife, would you live in our house? Husband, sure it's a great house.
Wife, would you sleep in our bed? Husband where else would we sleep?
Wife, would you let her drive my car? Husband, probity it his nearly new.
Wife, would you replace my picture for hers? Husband, that seems to be the right thing to do.
Wife, would you give her my Jewelry? Husband no, I am sure she would want her own.
Wife, would you take her golfing with you? Husband, yes, they are always the good times.
Wife would you give her my Clubs? Husband, no she is left- handed, husband closes his mouth, but he is too late

.

 

[magpie1]

INCOMING !!!..........FORE!!!!!!!

 

[Nichola]

But the joke doesn't work. It's not just the 'r' that makes the change. They would need to change the 'i' to an 'e'.
But I suppose someone will shoot me down for pointing it out. Call me Mrs Picky, but I like a joke to work...

 

[SirExton]

The little boys that went to Christian Brothers schools, would not find that funny!

 

[Reet]

Dennis R's Morning Joke.
Would you marry again,? A husband and wife Are sitting in bed reading When the wife looks over and asks the question.
Wife, what would you do if I died, would you marry again? Husband Definitely not.
Wife, why not, don't you like being Married? Husband, of Couse I do.
Wife, then why wouldn't you remarry? Husband, Okay, Okay I'd get married again.
Wife, you would with an hurt look. Husband makes audible moan.
Wife, would you live in our house? Husband, sure it's a great house.
Wife, would you sleep in our bed? Husband where else would we sleep?
Wife, would you let her drive my car? Husband, probity it his nearly new.
Wife, would you replace my picture for hers? Husband, that seems to be the right thing to do.
Wife, would you give her my Jewelry? Husband no, I am sure she would want her own.
Wife, would you take her golfing with you? Husband, yes, they are always the good times.
Wife would you give her my Clubs? Husband, no she is left- handed, husband closes his mouth, but he is too late

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Good one!