[Will Riker]

Modern hieroglyphic​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. The guy sitting next to me on the train pulled out a picture of his wife and said "Shes beautiful isn't she, I said to him if you think she is beautiful you should see my wife mate, he said is she a stunner? I said no she is an Optician.

 

[Dr Hans]

both very good

 

[thomas]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. The guy sitting next to me on the train pulled out a picture of his wife and said "Shes beautiful isn't she, I said to him if you think she is beautiful you should see my wife mate, he said is she a stunner? I said no she is an Optician.

oh dear, there's gonna be some "saddies" replying to that

 

[Vet543]

 

[Littleboy8]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. The guy sitting next to me on the train pulled out a picture of his wife and said "Shes beautiful isn't she, I said to him if you think she is beautiful you should see my wife mate, he said is she a stunner? I said no she is an Optician.

 

[Littleboy8]

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Should’ve gone to specsavers

 

[Vet543]

Should’ve gone to specsavers

Specsavers refuse to assist or supply glass to any person that has cataracts... that is a fact.

 

[Littleboy8]

Specsavers refuse to assist or supply glass to any person that has cataracts... that is a fact.

Reallyanyway that my dear friend was a jest.

 

[Viellarde]

Specsavers refuse to assist or supply glass to any person that has cataracts... that is a fact.

Glasses don't help cataracts, only removal of your lenses will do. I don't know what you mean by assist. Specsavers referred me for an operation when the time was right.

 

[Fay1946]

I had cataracts removed and my specialist said not to go to Spec Savers for a month. Eyes need to adjust

 

[gaildawn1957]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[wildroseforever]

joke! joke!

 

[Clancieblue]

Mrs Minger might need her cataracts removed as well then.

 

[Brassmonkey1938]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I thought that beauty was in the eye of the beer holder.

 

[Viellarde]

I thought that beauty was in the eye of the beer holder.

Until the morning only.

 

[DLHM]

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That’s a beauty!!!

 

[Veggiepatch]

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That is the funniest thing I have read on SDC all year!! x 100!

 

[Veggiepatch]

Mrs Minger might need her cataracts removed as well then.

And Fred needs an appointment at the knackery....

Poor fella!

 

[Janet g]

Specsavers refuse to assist or supply glass to any person that has cataracts... that is a fact.

Not true