[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

It's almost October, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house will soon become Halloween decorations.

 

[Littleboy8]

So true

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big, opened mouth kiss and says I will see you later and walks away, the wife glares at her husband and said who the hell was that? oh, he replies she is my mistress, well that's the last straw I want a divorce I have had enough; I can understand that says the husband but remember if we get a divorce, it means no more shopping trips to Paris no more winters in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany no more Infirmity and Lexus in the garage and no more visits to the Yatch club, but this decision is yours, Just then a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm whose is that woman with Jim says is wife, that's his mistress says her husband, ours is prettier his wife replies.

 

[Bob Patterson]

???

 

[Mister Data]

If that’s the case, then my halloween lasts 365 days a year!

 

[Littleboy8]

If that’s the case, then my halloween lasts 365 days a year!

funny

 

[magpie1]

If that’s the case, then my halloween lasts 365 days a year!

I'm with you Will...I leave the Halloween decorations up all year in our place.

 

[novezar]

My bride said to my dear mum , "Look, Jean, at the "French Lace" up there". My dear mum answered, "Oh, I never look up there".

So, mum as well, had a collection of same. 'Bless her heart'.

 

[Ricci]

I'm with you Will...I leave the Halloween decorations up all year in our place.

I've even got friendly spiders who replace any broken ones!

 

[magpie1]

I've even got friendly spiders who replace any broken ones!

Isn't that great Ricci to have spiders there to repair their damaged webs.....I tried but my fumbling fingers made the problem worse, those webs are so very fine and easy to break if you're not careful. Anyway the spiders have repaired the old ones and have even made some new ones as well...gee it really looks so good now.

 

[Viellarde]

I've even got friendly spiders who replace any broken ones!

Now I'm going to be guilt-ridden when I clear the webs. Thanks very much Ricci!!!

 

[magpie1]

Now I'm going to be guilt-ridden when I clear the webs. Thanks very much Ricci!!!

Just replace them with those funny looking pumpkins....they would look great if all were strung together.

 

[Crestwood 96]

I think we all have some Halloween at our homes

 

[Dennis]

The wife was accepting the mistress so as to keep all the trips her husband gives to her.

 

[midgemills]

I've been making bat crystal suncatchers to add to all my yearound cobweb decorations.