[Ivory]

All in the Intepretation​

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."

The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."

The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.

Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled...

"SUPPLIES!!"

 

[SirExton]

SUPPLIES! Here come's, the anti Funny Police! With their ethnic, discriminatory retoric, bull,,,,,I mean, Bear Shit!

 

[Gazman]

Perhaps I'm racist, buy I found it very amusing.

 

[Littleboy8]

Perhaps I'm racist, buy I found it very amusing.

Me too

 

[Littleboy8]

SUPPLIES! Here come's, the anti Funny Police! With their ethnic, discriminatory retoric, bull,,,,,I mean, Bear Shit!

 

[Ginny Burke]

A oldie but a goodie

 

[PattiB]

I’m most definitely not a racist and I found this joke very funny

 

[meighLeigh]

SUPPLIES! Here come's, the anti Funny Police! With their ethnic, discriminatory retoric, bull,,,,,I mean, Bear Shit!

Racist, perhaps. If you're Woke and concentrate on such things. I found it just a laugh at the expense of three if the of the manyfold dialects of what is nearly the Universal Language.
Be fair - the Italian and the Chinese probably had English as their second language.
Or, to put it in racist terms - the Dago and the Chink no speaka da English good.

 

[Dr Hans]

no da funny

 

[SirExton]

SOoooooo! Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life!

 

[Baz1960]

Perhaps I'm racist, buy I found it very amusing.

Whats racists? We are too sensitive. My Chinese friends find it funny.

 

[Reet]

SOoooooo! Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life!

Thanks Phil, I always enjoyed the Monty Python shows.

 

[Viellarde]

Racist, perhaps. If you're Woke and concentrate on such things. I found it just a laugh at the expense of three if the of the manyfold dialects of what is nearly the Universal Language.
Be fair - the Italian and the Chinese probably had English as their second language.
Or, to put it in racist terms - the Dago and the Chink no speaka da English good.

And the Scot said......???
One of my all times favourites, especially to tell my many Chinese friends.

 

[Luckyus]

Me too

The First Time?

 

[Mark Claes]

SUPPLIES! Here come's, the anti Funny Police! With their ethnic, discriminatory retoric, bull,,,,,I mean, Bear Shit!

Scroll on Grumpy! Full of it!

 

[SirExton]

Scroll on Grumpy! Full of it!

Mark, how did you know my grand kids call me Grumpy? Thank you! Hope you have a better day tomorrow!

 

[Mark Claes]

Mark, how did you know my grand kids call me Grumpy? Thank you! Hope you have a better day tomorrow!

I don't blame them. Be a better day without your crap!

 

[SirExton]

Did mother Superior ask U which side of the bed U got out of this morning, Mark? Did U ask her, why she said that? Did she reply, "because U have the Cardinal's red slippers on!"