[Ivory]

He Must Have Cold Feet​

I was sitting there this morning, drinking coffee in my slippers, when I thought.....

I really need to wash some mugs.

 

[Skydiver]

Sorry, but I just don't get it!!

 

[Mlny]

Drinking coffee in takeaway cardboard cups.
Drinking coffee in mugs.
Drinking coffee in slippers.

 

[Rijan]

Sometimes it takes me a moment for my brain to wake up ! Loved it

 

[mOiOz]

I hope you didn't find the mugs on your feet!

 

[SirExton]

Sorry, but I just don't get it!!

IVORY is drinking The coffee from out of their slippers, like people drink champagne out of shoes. They are saying they needs to wash some mugs, to use them instead.

 

[Beezzzy1]

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle.
Information goes in and it's never seen again.

 

[Jillnic]

Sorry, but I just don't get it!!

Do you drink coffee that is in your slippers.

 

[NODDY BC]

How many lumps of sugar

 

[SirExton]

How many lumps of sugar

Two bunions and one corn please.

 

[Trish M]

Two bunions and one corn please.

I'm glad you didnt say a teaspoon of toe jam @SirExton

 

[HelenB55]

How many lumps of sugar

I remember Benny Hill saying he always has coffee with 2 lumps…..
his wife & her mother !!

 

[Ivory]

How many lumps of sugar

8 please - one lump for each arthritic joint

 

[Ivory]

I hope you didn't find the mugs on your feet!

If you saw the size of my feet you would be thinking 1/2 wine barrels.

 

[Kinchar]

Sorry, but I just don't get it!!

Drinking coffee from his slippers.

 

[SirExton]

I'm glad you didnt say a teaspoon of toe jam @SirExton

Yuk!! I left that to you Trish M:

 

[JillTAS3624]

I’m impressed….haa HAA Haa Haa Haa Haa Haa… my sense of humour toooo

 

[pussy]

Paper joke tearable

 

[HelenB55]

Huh?