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mOiOz

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And I thought I was bad.

I have a 36 piece cutlery set, courtesy of Dandenong and Clayton Hospitals!
 
And I thought I was bad.

I have a 36 piece cutlery set, courtesy of Dandenong and Clayton Hospitals!
So it's your fault I've got to eat asian style?
 
So it's your fault I've got to eat asian style?
I have a 14-piece skull collection from people who make fun of my jokes! 😁
 
And I thought I was bad.

I have a 36 piece cutlery set, courtesy of Dandenong and Clayton Hospitals!
I’m building another human from what I’ve collected at hospitals. To date I’ve collected…………..appendix, 2 cartlidges, tonsils, uterus, gallbladder and five knuckles. I won’t shock you with the details of the next body part on the list
 
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I’m building another human from what I’ve collected at hospitals. To date I’ve collected…………..appendix, 2 cartridges, tonsils, uterus, gallbladder!and five knuckles. I won’t shock you with the details of the next body part on the list
A perineum?
 
What hotels have large, fluffy towels?
 
I’m building another human from what I’ve collected at hospitals. To date I’ve collected…………..appendix, 2 cartridges, tonsils, uterus, gallbladder!and five knuckles. I won’t shock you with the details of the next body part on the list
Have you chosen its name yet?
 
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And I feel guilty with the little bottles of bathroom smellies…. :rolleyes:
 
I’m building another human from what I’ve collected at hospitals. To date I’ve collected…………..appendix, 2 cartridges, tonsils, uterus, gallbladder!and five knuckles. I won’t shock you with the details of the next body part on the list
I assume it was soft?
 
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I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said
 
What hotels have large, fluffy towels?
The Stirling (SA) hospital has the thickest, fluffiest, whitest dressing gowns that I’ve ever seen. I could make one of them hide in my case!
 
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