[Observer]

I'm an electrician​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is a polygon? A dead parrot.

 

[Crestwood 96]

Haha

 

[blueevie]

What is polyunsaturated?
A parrot in a raincoat!

 

[SirExton]

Question "What is brown and crispy, and hangs from the ceiling?"
Answer "Shaun Delier (chandelier). The Irish Electrician!"

 

[midgemills]

What is a nostrum? A guitar with no strings.

 

[gamiry]

for consideration:
before we work on Artificial Intelligence
Why don't we do something about
NATURAL STUPIDITY.

I know this isn't in line with these great jokes but just looking for somewhere to put this that I found this morning. Surely makes sense.

 

[SirExton]

for consideration:
before we work on Artificial Intelligence
Why don't we do something about
NATURAL STUPIDITY.

I know this isn't in line with these great jokes but just looking for somewhere to put this that I found this morning. Surely makes sense.

That's how we have AI, because natural stupidity hurts! Some men have learnt the hard way! Me included, that's why I laugh at self, before others! Ha! Ha!

 

[Luckyus]

Knock, knock. Who's there? Baby owl. Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.

 

[katdragon2010]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is a polygon? A dead parrot.

I would have said politician instead of parrot.

 

[Dennis]

I would have said politician instead of parrot.

Good answer I never thought to alter the joke.

 

[gamiry]

Good answer I never thought to alter the joke.

I thought of polly gone on holidays