Mikev

Well-known member
Jun 14, 2024
4,555
15,996
113
Sydney
Dad Joke 🥁

What’s the best present you can give?

A broken drum.

Nobody can beat that.
😊
 
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Knock - Knock who's there? Beck Beck who? Beckfast is ready.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ricci and Sean2325
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dill. Dill who? Dill-dough.
 
  • Like
Reactions: janj
Knock, knock. Who's there? Izzy Data. Izzy Data who? Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 
Knock knock..Who'se there ?... Nicholas!.. Nicholas who ?? Nicholas girls shouldnt climb trees
 
  • Like
Reactions: Crestwood 96
As I gazed up to the sky....I saw a birdie flying by....then as I wiped his poop from my eye....I thanked the Lord that cows can't fly.
 
I just love knick-knack jokes
 
As I gazed up to the sky....I saw a birdie flying by....then as I wiped his poop from my eye....I thanked the Lord that cows can't fly.
Like it!
 
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce get cozy together!
 
Good to see other people posting jokes
 
Knock, knock. Who's there? [Sexy voice:] Who would you like it to be?
 

Join the conversation

News, deals, games, and bargains for Aussies over 60. From everyday expenses like groceries and eating out, to electronics, fashion and travel, the club is all about helping you make your money go further.

Seniors Discount Club

The SDC searches for the best deals, discounts, and bargains for Aussies over 60. From everyday expenses like groceries and eating out, to electronics, fashion and travel, the club is all about helping you make your money go further.
  1. New members
  2. Jokes & fun
  3. Photography
  4. Nostalgia / Yesterday's Australia
  5. Food and Lifestyle
  6. Money Saving Hacks
  7. Offtopic / Everything else

Latest Articles

  • We believe that retirement should be a time to relax and enjoy life, not worry about money. That's why we're here to help our members make the most of their retirement years. If you're over 60 and looking for ways to save money, connect with others, and have a laugh, we’d love to have you aboard.
  • Advertise with us

User Menu

Enjoyed Reading our Story?

  • Share this forum to your loved ones.
Change Weather Postcode×
Change Petrol Postcode×