Dad Joke

What’s the best present you can give?
A broken drum.
Nobody can beat that.

HahaDennis R's Afternoon Joke, Knock - Knock who's there? Beck Beck who? Beckfast is ready.
Like it!As I gazed up to the sky....I saw a birdie flying by....then as I wiped his poop from my eye....I thanked the Lord that cows can't fly.