[Mando]

Daffy and Elmer​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Ahab. Ahab who? Ahab to go to the toilet quickly, make haste and open the door.

 

[magpie1]

That joke Quacked me up today.......

 

[Crestwood 96]

It took me a minute to get it

 

[LorLes]

That joke Quacked me up today.......

Stole my line

 

[LorLes]

Elmer knocks at Daisy’s door
When the door opens, he swipes the cap off his head and says, I’m sowhy to tell you Daffy drowned?
Drowned? Where? How?
At the distillery in a vat of whiskey
Couldn’t you get him out
I did thwee times but he kept diving back in