[sylfield]

Joke​

 

[Dennis]

Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes.

Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed.
What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop.
It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a cake and baseball have in common? Both of them need batters.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.

 

[Trish M]

Happy birthday Dennis

 

[Benny's Light]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[janj]

Happy Birthday

 

[Reaper123]

Happy Birthday Dennis

 

[Daibhin]

Happy birthday, and well done to reach 96. Looking to see your birthday post next year.

 

[Sue's]

Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes.

Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed.
What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop.
It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a cake and baseball have in common? Both of them need batters.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.

Loved your jokes. Happy Birthday Dennis Have a grande day.

 

[Mummanew]

Happy birthday Dennis

 

[sylfield]

Happy Birthday

 

[Jennie]

Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes.

Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed.
What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop.
It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a cake and baseball have in common? Both of them need batters.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.

Many happy returns. Hope there are many more birthdays for you, Dennis.
Does anyone know the meaning of "many happy returns", it is a strange phrase.

 

[Dennis]

Thanks to all those who have sent me birthday greetings.

 

[Wandiwa]

Happy Birthday Dennis

 

[Helen171]

Happy birthday Dennis

 

[Danielle G.]

Happy Birthday Dennis Thank you for always making our community fun

 

[Seia Ibanez]

Aww, happiest birthday, @Dennis ! We are thankful to you for bringing joy every day at SDC

 

[TrishH]

Happy birthday Dennis!

 

[Athena E.]

Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes.

Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed.
What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop.
It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a cake and baseball have in common? Both of them need batters.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.

Happy, happy birthday member @Dennis! Thank you for always bringing the laughs and lifting our spirits—you make our community brighter every day. Wishing you a day full of joy, good food, and everything you love.

 

[PattiB]

Happy birthday Dennis. I look forward to your daily jokes. Hope there are many more birthdays to come.

 

[Viellarde]

Because I am 96 today ( One more, one less) I have sorted out some birthday jokes.

Why did the Teddy Bear decline birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed.
What's a balloons least favorite music? Pop.
It was an emotional birthday, even the cake was in tiers.
What does a cake and baseball have in common? Both of them need batters.
Why did the birthday candle go to school? It was hoping to get a little brighter.

Happy birthday, Dennis. Wishing you lots of happy surprises today and throughout the year.