[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I asked my wife to send me a text and describe me in 5 words.
She said: I'm mature, l'm moral, I'm pure, l'm polite and I'm perfect!

Then I remembered that she had no idea how to use apostrophes and spaces.

 

[Catherines]

Had to think hard and look at it for a while before I got it! Very good.

 

[Wandiwa]

Took me a little while as well.

 

[Barbara V]

Had to think hard and look at it for a while before I got it! Very good.

Me too good one

 

[mOiOz]

I'm pressed!

 

[Wandiwa]

I'm pressed!

 

[Mikev]

I'm pressed!

Haha

 

[Luckyus]

Mt teacher told me not to worry about spelling,
because in the future there would autocorrect
anfd for that I am Eternally grapefruit.

 

[Ivory]

Pure gold

 

[Wandiwa]

My teacher told me not to worry about spelling,
because in the future there would autocorrect
and for that I am Eternally grapefruit.

 

[Mikev]

Mt teacher told me not to worry about spelling,
because in the future there would autocorrect
anfd for that I am Eternally grapefruit.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

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Haha

 

[Legs]

Still don’t get jt

 

[mOiOz]

Still don’t get jt

Remove apostrophes and spaces from I'm mature, l'm moral, I'm pure, l'm polite and I'm perfect!
It reads the opposite meaning... Immature, lmmoral, Impure, lmpolite and Imperfect!

 

[Mikev]

Remove apostrophes and spaces from I'm mature, l'm moral, I'm pure, l'm polite and I'm perfect!
It reads the opposite meaning... Immature, lmmoral, Impure, lmpolite and Imperfect!

Thank you

 

[Legs]

Remove apostrophes and spaces from I'm mature, l'm moral, I'm pure, l'm polite and I'm perfect!
It reads the opposite meaning... Immature, lmmoral, Impure, lmpolite and Imperfect!

Thank you, now I get it

 

[RFG]

Auto correct is the Bain of my sons life. He sent me a picture of his dogs new bowls that he artisically put his dogs name on them. His message was "gave the bowel a more personal touch" I was a bit concerned but then realized autocorrect..... was meant to be "bowl".

 

[mOiOz]

Auto correct is the Bain of my sons life. He sent me a picture of his dogs new bowls that he artisically put his dogs name on them. His message was "gave the bowel a more personal touch" I was a bit concerned but then realized autocorrect..... was meant to be "bowl".

Got a tattoo on his butt!