[mOiOz]

MURPHY'S LAW...​

 

[Dennis]

One of your best.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What ship never sinks? Friendship.

 

[SirExton]

My ex's mother inlaw.
Made the best Coleslaw!

 

[Robbo3006]

My ex's mother inlaw.
Made the best Coleslaw!

Your exs' mother in law is your mother?

 

[Petra]

Your exs' mother in law is your mother?

Yup, I thought so too ..... haha

 

[magpie1]

My ex's mother inlaw.
Made the best Coleslaw!

Good onya Mum.

 

[Reet]

Good one, mOiOz!

 

[Ivory]

We work on O’Tooles Law in this household.

Murphy was an optimist

 

[mOiOz]

We work on O’Tooles Lawbin this household.

Murphy was an optimist

Everytime I hear "Murphy's Law", I ALWAYS think of my gynae who had a huge poster of Murphy's Law, pasted on the ceiling of his examination room.
I remember the "First Rule of Murphy's Law":
"Never mess with Mrs Murphy"!

 

[Ivory]

Everybody body is sharing, except for me, so I’ll fess up.

1. Never had braces, not I’m just toothless!
2. Never been scuba diving, sharks swim in the ocean, therefore not me.
3. Never been zip lining and I’m never going to do that either.

So now you know!

 

[mOiOz]

Everybody body is sharing, except for me, so I’ll fess up.

1. Never had braces, not I’m just toothless!
2. Never been scuba diving, sharks swim in the ocean, therefore not me.
3. Never been zip lining and I’m never going to do that either.

So now you know!

Add on 5 more... and it's me!

 

[mOiOz]

Add on 5 more... and it's me!