[Ivory]

Mr Potato Head​

 

[Leenie]

I always thought it was selective hearing.

 

[Jean M]

love it, quite true…

 

[Suzanne rose]

 

[Gunpark]

That males have selective hearing should tell females something, but females don't want to listen.

 

[Wayneo]

Hahaha my wife has always told everyone I have selective hearing.

 

[Ivory]

That males have selective hearing should tell females something, but females don't want to listen.

When my husband was going shopping the other day I requested he purchase me something specific. I wrote down the brand, name of the product, package weight and the colours of the packaging. I also included roughly where he would find it, giving land marks.
He duly arrived home and announced “I found it!” What was found was the wrong brand, wrong size packet, different packaging and not remotely resembling what I asked for. He listens in the same manner he reads!

 

[Ivory]

Hahaha my wife has always told everyone I have selective hearing.

If I whisper beer from another room my husband will say yes please. If I speak to him in normal voice, in the same room, he doesn’t hear what has been said. That’s the type of thing I assume your wife refers to as selective

 

[Wayneo]

When my husband was going shopping the other day I requested he purchase me something specific. I wrote down the brand, name of the product, package weight and the colours of the packaging. I also included roughly where he would find it, giving land marks.
He duly arrived home and announced “I found it!” What was found was the wrong brand, wrong size packet, different packaging and not remotely resembling what I asked for. He listens in the same manner he reads!

lol with all the detailed instructions I’d be nervous about getting the correct item but on the flip side he didn’t come home empty handed

 

[Wayneo]

If I whisper beer from another room my husband will say yes please. If I speak to him in normal voice, in the same room, he doesn’t hear what has been said. That’s the type of thing I assume your wife refers to as selective

Hahaha if the word beer gets mentioned we can hear that at any distance.

 

[Malcolm Dominy]

Nasty not true

 

[Reet]

I always thought it was selective hearing.

My son had selective hearing when he was growing up. He used to drive me mad.

 

[UruauP]

Interesting.

 

[SirExton]

You only need the ears on Ur man, if U want to hold Ur Liqueur! Happy Valentine's Day to all at SDC. Love from Perth Western Australia. Not Scotland! Ox

 

[UruauP]

That males have selective hearing should tell females something, but females don't want to listen.

Concur.

 

[SirExton]

Concur.

Is that from a horse chestnut tree?

 

[maxtyson]

You only need the ears on Ur man, if U want to hold Ur Liqueur! Happy Valentine's Day to all at SDC. Love from Perth Western Australia. Not Scotland! Ox

or tasmania

 

[Ivory]

You only need the ears on Ur man, if U want to hold Ur Liqueur! Happy Valentine's Day to all at SDC. Love from Perth Western Australia. Not Scotland! Ox

Unless I’ve misinterpreted your meaning this is 100% wrong, but 1,000% funny.

 

[Suzanne rose]

When my husband was going shopping the other day I requested he purchase me something specific. I wrote down the brand, name of the product, package weight and the colours of the packaging. I also included roughly where he would find it, giving land marks.
He duly arrived home and announced “I found it!” What was found was the wrong brand, wrong size packet, different packaging and not remotely resembling what I asked for. He listens in the same manner he reads!

omg that sounds like my husband. I've even sent him an actual picture and he got it wrong or maybe grabbed something he thought was cheaper

 

[Viellarde]

When my husband was going shopping the other day I requested he purchase me something specific. I wrote down the brand, name of the product, package weight and the colours of the packaging. I also included roughly where he would find it, giving land marks.
He duly arrived home and announced “I found it!” What was found was the wrong brand, wrong size packet, different packaging and not remotely resembling what I asked for. He listens in the same manner he reads!

I recognise him!