[mOiOz]

WE USED TO CALL IT...​

 

[Wandiwa]

Definition of a Quickie: No sooner spread than done.

 

[Wandiwa]

Tomorrow Feb 14th there will be lots of speed humps.
This will be a quick one, wasn't it.

 

[Ivory]

Definition of a Quickie: No sooner spread than done.

I have to ask…….Have you heard of the sixty second sex technique?
Do you have a minute?

 

[Ivory]

Tomorrow Feb 14th there will be lots of speed humps.
This will be a quick one, wasn't it.

I rather liked “this will be a quick one, wasn’t it?

My going out motorised wheelchair has a name, as per the manufacturer, not me, and it is called a Quickie. Some days, depending on appointments etc I might spend one - two hours fully reliant on my battery operated Quickie. The name has raised eyebrows

 

[mOiOz]

I have to ask…….Have you heard of the sixty second sex technique?
Do you have a minute?

Bloody hilarious!

 

[Wandiwa]

I have to ask…….Have you heard of the sixty second sex technique?
Do you have a minute?

There's the 2 very old insults, from an unhappy girlfriend, when you finish to quickly ....
Car Thief: Gone in 60 seconds.
Victa: Victa 2 stroke

 

[Ivory]

There's the 2 very old insults, from an unhappy girlfriend, when you finish to quickly ....
Car Thief: Gone in 60 seconds.
Victa: Victa 2 stroke

I was never your girlfriend, that I recall, but I have a couple of comments to make. For a car thief to be gone in 60 seconds they had to spend time hot wiring the car first. I’d say you might have been the lucky one here. As for the Victa? Anyone can use a Victa but it takes technique to use a Briggs and Stratton

 

[Wandiwa]

I was never your girlfriend, that I recall, but I have a couple of comments to make. For a car thief to be gone in 60 seconds they had to spend time hot wiring the car first. I’d say you might have been the lucky one here. As for the Victa? Anyone can use a Victa but it takes technique to use a Briggs and Stratton

The "Gone in 60 Seconds" was the title of a famous Hollywood movie.

 

[Ivory]

The "Gone in 60 Seconds" was the title of a famous Hollywood movie.
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That film was our second son’s favourite - it was regularly quoted.
I trust you don’t take offence from my cheeky, inappropriate comments. No offence meant

 

[Wandiwa]

That film was our second son’s favourite - it was regularly quoted.
I trust you don’t take offence from my cheeky, inappropriate comments. No offence meant

You go for it ...... fairly thick skinned.