Mikev

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Dad Joke 📱

Her: "Why do we need walkie-talkies?
Our relationship is over."

Me: "Our relationship is what?
Over."
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She is Over and Out!
 
That's when he discovered walkie-talkies don't make comfortable butt-plugs. 😫
 
Relationship finished due to lack of communication.
 
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Thank you 📱
 
That's when he discovered walkie-talkies don't make comfortable butt-plugs. 😫
But what constitutes a comfortable butt plug?
 
But what constitutes a comfortable butt plug?
Never having used one, I have no idea. But I have met people who claimed to enjoy using them.

Possibly they were lying, possibly they had extremely poor nerve sensitivity in that part of their body rebelling possibly they were insane.

But, just maybe there are such things as comfortable butt plugs, I will leave it to others to test that hypothesis.





My vote's on insanity.
 
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