[Skipton]

The Older I Get!​

The older I get, the more I have in common with computers.
We both start off with plenty of drive and memory.
Then we become outdated, crash unexpectedly
and eventually have our parts replaced.

 

[Ivory]

I’m waiting for a new hard drive

 

[UNIT1000]

good morning world

 

[UNIT1000]

now lets not stufet up albo cut out spending our money on other plasers othen home our money not yours

 

[Ivory]

good morning world

And good morning to you also

 

[Abby22]

How true that is

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the viper vipe her nose? Because the adder 'ad 'er 'an kerchief.

 

[Bob Patterson]

A verry happy new year to one and all; may this year of 2025 be filled with all your wishes.

 

[Reet]

I agree with that!

 

[Reet]

After a particularly bumpy landing the passengers were still shaking as they filed off the airplane. Even the crew were visibly pale as they uttered the standard farewell at the top of the steps.
Nevertheless none of the passengers mentioned the landing until the very last person off, a little old lady, gently enquired of one of the flight attendances, "Tell me, dear, did we land or were we shot down?"

 

[Veggiepatch]

I’m waiting for a new hard drive

You're naughty!

And I love it!!!!

 

[Wandiwa]

For any of you who like maths or trivia ...... 2025 is special.

 

[Veggiepatch]

For any of you who like maths or trivia ...... 2025 is special.

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I like it....

A LOT!!

 

[RieTreesSilver]

For any of you who like maths or trivia ...... 2025 is special.

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one piece of useless information to file for that special occasion and floor a few people. Love it.

 

[Wandiwa]

Pssst .... it's also 45 squared. (45x45) but that's not so special.

 

[Ivory]

For any of you who like maths or trivia ...... 2025 is special.

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I’d have to say “extremely clever” but when you mention maths in any form my brain rolls over and plays dead

 

[Ivory]

You're naughty!

And I love it!!!!

I aim to please

 

[Still Ebby]

A verry happy new year to one and all; may this year of 2025 be filled with all your wishes.

And so say all of us

 

[Veggiepatch]

And so say all of us

Hip hip hooray....

Horse's arse and all that stuff!

Hang on! It's not a birthday....

 

[UruauP]

Life, especially get older.