[Skipton]

Hot Mama​

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the
street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said,
'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

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[Ivory]

He should have gone to Specsavers. They do hearing tests tests as well as vision tests.

 

[UNIT1000]

me two

 

[Mrtnst]

He was better off not knowing what the doctor had actually said.

He might not live as long, but he would be happy to the end.

 

[Dennis]

What a way to die.

Dennis R 's Morning Pun. What was the tortoise doing on the Freeway? About 3 miles an hour.

 

[mOiOz]

 

[thomas]

What a way to die.

Dennis R 's Morning Pun. What was the tortoise doing on the Freeway? About 3 miles an hour.

3 miles an hour!!! did it get booked for speeding?

 

[Reet]

3 miles an hour!!! did it get booked for speeding?

You can get booked for going too slow as well, you know!

 

[Mrtnst]

You can get booked for going too slow as well, you know!

True, but it still wouldn't matter if it did get booked.

The road rules apply to:
● Trucks,
● Buses,
● Caravans,
● Cars,
● Motor Cycles,
● and all similar motor vehicles.

The legal principle of ejusdem generis would make the ticket invalid.

 

[Luckyus]

Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows. Well done, no doubt we'll get some moaners​

 

[Macarj]

Sounds like me I do have hearing aids but also have Tinnitus

 

[thomas]

You can get booked for going too slow as well, you know!

I just thought that 3 miles an hour was a bit fast for a tortoise. I know it is only a joke, but some people like to carry on and on.

 

[UruauP]

Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows. Well done, no doubt we'll get some moaners​

Absolutely

 

[BillyB]

I just thought that 3 miles an hour was a bit fast for a tortoise. I know it is only a joke, but some people like to carry on and on.

yes the maximum speed for a tortoise is about 1km per hour.

 

[JohnTruth]

To which Morris replied..........that's fine.........she gives me murmurs in my ear too...Lucky me eh?