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mOiOz

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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT...

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Tried it with the cat, doesn't work.
 
Have we sank that low that you needed to add that warning to the joke?
 
I am over the weight which my dryer recommends loadings

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What kind of boots do Spooks wear? Ghoulashes.
 
All of that tumbling around is not going to do my crook back any good at all😂
 
All of that tumbling around is not going to do my crook back any good at all😂
Also, shrinkage might occur elsewhere too!
 
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Have we sank that low that you needed to add that warning to the joke?
It's called "Sarcasm" and a dig at the younger generations for whom they started appearing.
Good try, attempting to make us believe you're one of them... 😁
 
If that happened you would have to buy a new wardrobe as your clothes would no longer fit!
 
I am over the weight which my dryer recommends loadings

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What kind of boots do Spooks wear? Ghoulashes.
I bet they taste good!
 
If that happened you would have to buy a new wardrobe as your clothes would no longer fit!
Not the only thing that won't fit.
 
Who cares about buying new clothes I would love to get rid of my wrinkled face
 

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