[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

 

[Frog1958]

Or half a cockroach in a bread roll! Happened on our honeymoon cruise 40+ yrs ago!

 

[UNIT1000]

Or half a cockroach in a bread roll! Happened on our honeymoon cruise 40+ yrs ago!

did you get A rebate

 

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[Dennis]

Wrote a similar joke weeks ago, What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple Half a maggot

 

[Izzabel]

OzWord 921 4/6





I have started thinking like the panel.

 

[Dennis]

Wrote a similar joke weeks ago, What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple Half a maggot

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Silly book titles. "Roof repairs" By Lee King.

 

[Barbara V]

That one is as ancient as the hills,did the rounds at school when I was a kid !!!!!!!!!!

 

[gordon1940]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Silly book titles. "Roof repairs" By Lee King.

Chinese fight in the Stables by “ Whu Flung Dung”

 

[Ezzy]

Yellow river by I Pee Daily.

Over the Cliff by Hugo First.

 

[gordon1940]

"Easy Money" by Robin Banks.