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Heavenly Transport​

Saint Peter was at the pearly gates greeting visitors and Mr Smith arrived.

St Peter says, you have been so good on earth you didn't drink, engage in illicit sex etc,,

you can have a BMW to drive around in on the clouds. Mr Jones then arrived,

and St Peter says well Mr Jones you have not been good or bad so

I will give you a dirt bike to ride in the clouds, and he took off.

A few days later he came back to St Peter and says,

''You know how Mr Smith got a BMW and I got a dirt bike for not being good or bad,

well, I just saw the POPE go past on roller skates.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Saint Peter was at the pearly gates greeting visitors and Mr Smith arrived.

St Peter says, you have been so good on earth you didn't drink, engage in illicit sex etc,,

you can have a BMW to drive around in on the clouds. Mr Jones then arrived,

and St Peter says well Mr Jones you have not been good or bad so

I will give you a dirt bike to ride in the clouds, and he took off.

A few days later he came back to St Peter and says,

''You know how Mr Smith got a BMW and I got a dirt bike for not being good or bad,

well, I just saw the POPE go past on roller skates.

Got to keep an eye out for everyone...