[Luckyus]

The Barbers​

Two elderly men were sitting beside each other in a barbershop.
One of them said to the other, "Now that you're turning 80, how do you honestly feel?"
"Honestly? Like a newborn baby!" "How's that?"
"Well, I've got no teeth, no hair, and I can't stop pissing myself!"

 

[Observer]

Oh gee. I wonder what country this joke came out of?????

 

[Big M]

Wherever it came from it should never have happened!!!!

 

[StephenA]

If he has no hair then why is he in the barbers shop?

 

[Observer]

If he has no hair then why is he in the barbers shop?

He is just keeping his mate company lol

 

[Sockjoan]

The Barbers​

Two elderly men were sitting beside each other in a barbershop.
One of them said to the other, "Now that you're turning 80, how do you honestly feel?"
"Honestly? Like a newborn baby!" "How's that?"
"Well, I've got no teeth, no hair, and I can't stop pissing myself!"

I’ve seen this one before, fairly recently.

 

[Barbara V]

The Barbers​

Two elderly men were sitting beside each other in a barbershop.
One of them said to the other, "Now that you're turning 80, how do you honestly feel?"
"Honestly? Like a newborn baby!" "How's that?"
"Well, I've got no teeth, no hair, and I can't stop pissing myself!"

That's a really old joke

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The Barbers​

Two elderly men were sitting beside each other in a barbershop.
One of them said to the other, "Now that you're turning 80, how do you honestly feel?"
"Honestly? Like a newborn baby!" "How's that?"
"Well, I've got no teeth, no hair, and I can't stop pissing myself!"

LOL, so very true! only trouble you can't suck boobs! Hahaha.

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Hilarious, so true !

 

[Reet]

If he has no hair then why is he in the barbers shop?

To get his bald head polished?

 

[Macarj]

Oh gee. I wonder what country this joke came out of?????

I suspect it's the same in any country

 

[Ksye]

I paid myself laughing. It was a great joke.