[Skipton]

BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER:​

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

 

[Jarred Santos]

BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER:​

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

The sort of thing a drunk uncle would crack at a barbie

 

[Dennis]

Superman would not need a watch to find out.

 

[Observer]

Superman would not need a watch to find out.

True

 

[Hrynpa]

BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER:​

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

Naughty

 

[Canman]

That was a ripper joke

 

[Barbara V]

Nah

 

[PHW]

 

[PHW]

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Had a good laugh

 

[Jest]

BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER:​

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

you are a fun person and you must be fond of horses. a good combination.

 

[PHW]

 

[PHW]

 

[PHW]

 

[PHW]

 

[Ezzy]

Damn good joke. Wonder if l'd get my face slapped if l tried it on?

 

[PHW]

Superman would not need a watch to find out.

Nor would Crocodile Dundee - just look at the sun (remember in the movie?). ;-)