oilsfromoz

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When our lawn mower broke down and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow, I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer... Always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
 
Not a bad one at all.Here is what a nephew of mine done,when his lazy teenage sons wouldnt mow the grass.He went and bought two lambs,called them ."Briggs & Stratton'
 
Not a bad one at all.Here is what a nephew of mine done,when his lazy teenage sons wouldnt mow the grass.He went and bought two lambs,called them ."Briggs & Stratton'
Sorry, but what am I missing? I don’t understand what Briggs and Stratton means. 🤣
 
Thanks for explaining that. I’ve never heard of them. 😀
 
Thanks for explaining that. I’ve never heard of them. 😀
You may not have heard of them, but you certainly would have heard them, noisiest motor ever.
 
Thanks for explaining that. I’ve never heard of them. 😀
If you haven’t heard of Briggs and Stratton you must have been using scissors to cut your lawn
 
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When our lawn mower broke down and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow, I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer... Always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
🥰🤣
 
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Sorry, but what am I missing? I don’t understand what Briggs and Stratton means. 🤣
Briggs And Stratton,is the name of a motor in many mowers.'Get it'
 
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