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mOiOz
BUYING DOG FOOD
BUYING DOG FOOD BUYING DOG FOOD (Another Golden Oldie) Yesterday, I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Kirkland Nutra Nuggets Dog Chow, for my loyal pet, Brista. While in the checkout line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐕
Dad Joke 🐕 When I was a kid, we bought a dog from a blacksmith. 🐕 As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door. Guess that dog wanted to forge its own path. 😀
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Joke That's where the name comes from
That's where the name comes from
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Luckyus
Joke The Most Expensive Doll
The Most Expensive Doll One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: "how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?" The salesperson returns: "which one do you mean, Sir? We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95...
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Lotteries Win
Lotteries Win
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mOiOz
WHAT WE REALLY NEED...
WHAT WE REALLY NEED...
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Offending no-one
Offending no-one
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Ivory
Somewhere in the Gulf
Somewhere in the Gulf
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Reading Lessons
Reading Lessons
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Ivory
My Type of Cruising
My Type of Cruising
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Skipton
Joke The Alcoholic Connoisseur
The Alcoholic Connoisseur At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old...
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Smooth Criminal (Radio Edit) · Michael Jackson
Smooth Criminal (Radio Edit) · Michael Jackson
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mOiOz
SCOTTISH PRIEST
SCOTTISH PRIEST
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SHOPPING FOR BOOTS
SHOPPING FOR BOOTS
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mOiOz
DOG HAIR...
DOG HAIR...
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mOiOz
SHOW ME THE WAY... (X-RATED)
SHOW ME THE WAY... (X-RATED)
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FULL OF CRAP...
FULL OF CRAP...
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BUFFALO ONCE ROAMED....
BUFFALO ONCE ROAMED....
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Skipton
Joke Mrs Ravioli
Mrs Ravioli Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it correct...
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mOiOz
CHOKING HAZARD...
CHOKING HAZARD...
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This one will pull the wool over your eyes
This one will pull the wool over your eyes
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Language Barrier
Language Barrier
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Medicated
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