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mOiOz
5 DIFFERENT WOMEN
5 DIFFERENT WOMEN
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Vinylted
Quite True..
Quite True..
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Vinylted
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Macs-241
How did he fall for this 🤣😜 #funny
How did he fall for this 🤣😜 #funny
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Macs-241
One line draws the entire shape, and the lines cannot overlap! Is there an answer to this question?
One line draws the entire shape, and the lines cannot overlap! Is there an answer to this question?
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Macs-241
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Macs-241
Curve Goals That SHOCKED The World
Curve Goals That SHOCKED The World
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Macs-241
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Skipton
Joke Potato/Patato
Potato/Patato If GH can stand for ''P'' as in Hiccough? If OUGH stands for ''O'' as in Dough? If PHTH stands for ''T'' as Phthisis? If EIGH stands for ''A'' as in Neighbour? If TTE stands for ''T'' as in Gazette? If EAU stands for ''O'' in Plateau? Then the right way to spell POTATO should be GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU!
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Skipton
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Mikev
Brain Teaser How Much Does the Empty Jar Weigh? 🤔
How Much Does the Empty Jar Weigh? 🤔 Think carefully 🤔 I will post the answer below soon.
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Mikev
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐔
Dad Joke 🐔 Forget cats and dogs. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? 🦆 Fowl weather. 😀
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke The Redneck Motel!
The Redneck Motel! How can you tell that you are staying in a redneck motel? When you call reception and say "I've got a leak in my sink" and they reply with "Sure, go ahead".
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke The Old Hillbilly Farmer
The Old Hillbilly Farmer An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning until night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing with his old mule. He tried to plough a lot. One day, when he was out ploughing, his wife brought him...
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Skipton
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SirExton
Joke Tell the governments of the world we surender? Under my dead body!!
Tell the governments of the world we surender? Under my dead body!!
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SirExton
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mOiOz
PLEASE HAVE TICKET READY
PLEASE HAVE TICKET READY
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Ageing aint easy
Ageing aint easy
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Observer
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mOiOz
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT...
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT...
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Observer
Joke I'm home honey
I'm home honey
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Observer
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mjm9
Wrong word
Wrong word
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mjm9
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mOiOz
HOW TO BECOME RELIGIOUS:
HOW TO BECOME RELIGIOUS:
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
AT BIRTH
AT BIRTH
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mOiOz
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Macs-241
Matching
Matching How much do you think their mom had to bribe them to wear these matching outfits?
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Observer
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Riddle Riddle Masters 13.09.2024
Riddle Masters 13.09.2024 Good Morning, Riddle Masters! :D Here is your third and final riddle of the week: A nation without borders, government or laws. Everyone travels there, and no one leaves. Quite a head-scratcher, isn't it? Share your answer in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will hide your and others’ answers...
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Macs-241
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 12.08.2024
Riddle Masters 12.08.2024 Hey, members! ☀️ 👋 Ready for your first riddle of the week? Here it is: I dance and twist with graceful flair, shaking my tail as I sail through the air. Wingless I fly into the sky. What am I? Got your thinking caps on? Drop your answers below if you think you’ve solved it! Remember, use the 'spoiler' button to...
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mOiOz
A MAN WALKS INTO A BANK
A MAN WALKS INTO A BANK
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LadyDi16
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mOiOz
THE YEARS HAVE BEEN GOOD
THE YEARS HAVE BEEN GOOD
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Pumpkin
Pumpkin
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SirExton
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