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Skipton
Joke Incredible
Incredible We were doing some home renovations and incredibly, when we knocked down a wall, we found a secret fully furnished room. And, it was only then that I remembered that we live in a duplex!
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mOiOz
MONKEE POX HOAX
MONKEE POX HOAX
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
LORENA BOBBITT
LORENA BOBBITT
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mOiOz
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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mOiOz
SEE NO EVIL
SEE NO EVIL
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Wandiwa
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Dirty
Short and Sweet
Short and Sweet Sorry whomever I offended was never my intention to do so. Some of my jokes can be out there and I hadn't even got close to my really really out there. I do wish that you could have come to me so I could have had the opportunity to apologise in person so to speak I'll be packing my bags now as it will sort of make me...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
SET THEM FREE
SET THEM FREE
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Wandiwa
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Dirty
Kali best pack your bag
Kali best pack your bag 3) What has non alcoholic beer and going down on your sister have in common? They taste the same but you just know it ain't right.
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Frustrated!
Frustrated! A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, "I've had enough. I'm leaving you. Don't try to find me." She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction. Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he made his way into the...
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Police Report
Police Report A priest is driving down a country road when he comes across a pig lying dead on the road. He contacts the local police station to inform them of his find. A cocky desk sergeant laughed and said, ''Did you read him his last rites?'' ''No'', said the priest, ''I thought I'd inform his next of kin first!''
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke 100% this was me as a kid. Were you like this? LOL
100% this was me as a kid. Were you like this? LOL Curried dirt pie LOL
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Littleboy8
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 📱
Dad Joke 📱 I think my phone is broken. 📱 I pressed the home button but I'm still at work. 😉
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke Slip Up!
Slip Up! As she passed the young novices, Mother Superior said. "Good morning, ladies." And the novices replied. "Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you." But once they were past, she heard one novice say to another. "She got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." Mother Superior was surprised, but decided not to pursue...
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Skipton
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... 🥁 Congratulations to these members who got it...
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mOiOz
I SPEAK MY MIND
I SPEAK MY MIND
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
STUCK IN MY THROAT....
STUCK IN MY THROAT....
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
THE DAY I STOP DRINKING IS:
THE DAY I STOP DRINKING IS:
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mOiOz
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melnugro
How Much Does He Charge ?
How Much Does He Charge ? A man drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door... A boy, about 8, opened the door. “Is your mom or dad home?” the man asked the boy. “No, they went into town,” the boy replied. “Well, how about your brother Howard?” the man asked. “No, he went with mom and dad,” the boy said. The man stood there...
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Dirty
Now how bad?
Now how bad? Have 3 in mind and I have them numbered and it's the first person that sends me a number from 1 to 3 that gets the naughty corner
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Dirty
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Dirty
What no takers?
What no takers? I haven't been here long enough to get thrown in the naughty corner. Unless I'm doing something wrong as the replies to some of my posts have been all over the place
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Dirty
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mOiOz
MONKEY POX
MONKEY POX
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
GOT THE SPIDER!
GOT THE SPIDER!
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Littleboy8
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Dirty
Bad Week
Bad Week Last week I got caught having sex with the bosses daughter, then it dawned on me that I was self-employed..
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Dirty
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🤧
Dad Joke 🤧 Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up. 🤧 I am getting sick and tired of all these cold calls. 😀
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Littleboy8
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 14.08.2024
Riddle Masters 14.08.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! 😄 It’s time to get your brain working with our second riddle of the week! I go around in circles but always straight ahead. I never complain, no matter where I am led. What am I? Getting the gears grinding, eh? If you know the answer to this riddle, post it in the comments below. As...
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