Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke I hope you're hungry
I hope you're hungry
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Littleboy8
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Luckyus
Joke Temper...Temper
Temper...Temper Patient: "Doctor you must help me I keep losing my temper with people". Doctor: "Tell me about your problem". Patient: "I just did, you stupid bastard
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Luckyus
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Observer
Joke I only need to run faster than you
I only need to run faster than you
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Medical checkup
Medical checkup
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Littleboy8
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Luckyus
Joke Difference in Tense
Difference in Tense
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... 🥁 Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Observer
Joke Silence is Golden
Silence is Golden
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Observer
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Luckyus
Joke Chief Samurai
Chief Samurai Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai...
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Observer
Joke Family get together
Family get together
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Observer
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mOiOz
GHOSTS ARE....
GHOSTS ARE....
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
ENGLISH TEST
ENGLISH TEST
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mOiOz
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mjm9
Crocodile or alligator?
Crocodile or alligator?
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Littleboy8
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐶
Dad Joke 🐶 Your veterinarian won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, go to the shop and buy some mustard. 🐶 It's the best thing for a hot dog. 😀
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke Some Wiser One Liners!
Some Wiser One Liners! My girlfriend says I'm cheap, so I took her out for tea and biscuits. It was quite exciting as she had never given blood before. Non-alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio My wife wants me to wear a bracelet that belonged to her grandfather. It says "Do Not Resuscitate." It's been months since I bought the...
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Family get together
Family get together
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Observer
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nickname
Joke Ok, ok, I'll do it.
Ok, ok, I'll do it.
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nickname
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Skipton
Joke Do It When You Can
Do It When You Can If you want to change the world, do it when you are single! Once you' re married, you can't even change the TV channel.
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Lighten Up!
Lighten Up! A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?" His wife replies, "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you." The man goes, "Are my children here?" "Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children. "Are my other relatives also here?" And they say, "Yes, we...
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Lapland!
Lapland! Son: ''Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'' Mum: ''Well, you have done the right thing.'' Son: ''But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.''
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
KICK BUTT SCOOTER
KICK BUTT SCOOTER
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Littleboy8
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Mikev
Joke New Seatbelt Design 🚗
New Seatbelt Design 🚗 Here is a funny cartoon about a new seatbelt design 🚗
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Littleboy8
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Mikev
Brain Teaser Can you solve this puzzle? 🚰 🤔
Can you solve this puzzle? 🚰 🤔 Can you solve this puzzle? 🤔 Which cup will fill up first? 🤔 Spoiler: the answer is in my post below
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
I FINALLY FOUND IT!
I FINALLY FOUND IT!
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DLHM
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Observer
Joke As soon as you open the box.......
As soon as you open the box.......
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke HIStory!
HIStory! Mrs has Mr in it. She has he in it. Madam has Adam in it. Ever noticed how all women's problems start with MEN? MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENopause, GUYnocologist...... And when we have real trouble, it's a HIStorectomy!!!!!
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