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Wandiwa
Joke USA golf score.
USA golf score.
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
HOLD STILL....
HOLD STILL....
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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mOiOz
INVENTION OF THE AIR FRYER
INVENTION OF THE AIR FRYER
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Littleboy8
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐶
Dad Joke 🐶 Dogs can bark up to 500 times per day. 🐶 That’s just a ruff estimate. 😀
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
MEDICAL CHECKUP
MEDICAL CHECKUP
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Observer
Joke 90 Year Old George Went For His Annual Physical Examination
90 Year Old George Went For His Annual Physical Examination All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?” George replied, “God and me are tight. He...
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
FOR THE LAST TIME DUDE...
FOR THE LAST TIME DUDE...
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke The Riddle
The Riddle The sexual urge of the camel. Is greater than anyone thinks. In moments of amorous passion. He even consorts with the Sphinx. But the Sphinx's posterior passage. Has been clogged by the sands of the Nile. Which accounts for the hump on the camel. And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Thoughts At Random
Thoughts At Random 1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. 3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. 4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles. 5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 6. When...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke The Honeymoon Is Over
The Honeymoon Is Over As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really...
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NotNats
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🧑‍🍳
Dad Joke 🧑‍🍳 Why was the baker so grumpy? 🧑‍🍳 He woke up on the wrong side of the bread. 😀
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Mikev
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Luckyus
Joke 20-092024 Daily Riddle
20-092024 Daily Riddle 20-09-2024 Daily Riddle In todays riddle 20-09-2024 I was going to use the answer A HOLE, But I thought some may miscontrue it to our Illustrious Prime Minister So just settled for HOLE?
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Luckyus
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Joke Friday Funnies: Saving the Planet | George Carlin
Friday Funnies: Saving the Planet | George Carlin This week's Friday Funnies comedian is courtesy of member @Big Buzz! P.S. Language warning.
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Riddle Afternoon Riddle 17.09.2024
Afternoon Riddle 17.09.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What building has the most stories? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And don't forget, our handy 'spoiler'...
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Macs-241
ELVIS Comes Alive To Sing with Simon Cowell, Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum on America's Got Talent!
ELVIS Comes Alive To Sing with Simon Cowell, Sofia Vergara and Heidi Klum on America's Got Talent!
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Observer
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mOiOz
YOU LATTES...
YOU LATTES...
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No Shelter Supplied
No Shelter Supplied Don't supply a bus shelter here in Autumn Street Must bring your own chair to sit in cold, rain or heat I agree, a bus running late is certainly not a crime Good idea to bring a chair because it is never on time Seems both, the bus company and city council don't even care Too bad if your old and frail not one single seat...
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Danielle G.
Joke a highly-charged meeting?
a highly-charged meeting?
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mOiOz
ROSES ARE DEAD...
ROSES ARE DEAD...
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Luckyus
Joke Condoms
Condoms A man goes into the chemist to buy a packets of Condoms. When goes to pay for his purchase, he notices that the price is a dollar fifty htgher than the price on the packet. He asks why and is told that the extra money is for tax. "Christ" he says, " I thought you just rolled them on?"-
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Luckyus
Joke Four Letter Words
Four Letter Words Banish the use of those four letter words. Whose meanings are never obscure. The Anglos, the Saxons, those bawdy old birds. Were vulgar, obscure, and impure. But cherish the use of the weaseling phrase. That never quite says what it means. You'd better be known for your hypocrite ways. Than be vulgar, impure, or obscene.
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Luckyus
Joke My Girl
My Girl My girlfriend tried to make me have sex, on the bonnet of her Honda Civic. But I refused. If I'm going to have sex, It's going to be on my own Accord.
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
BIG BIRD
BIG BIRD
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
NOT FOR FLYING
NOT FOR FLYING
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