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Skipton
Joke Somebody Has To Do It!
Somebody Has To Do It! A woman complains to her husband "you go out to the pub 4 times a week and enjoy yourself with your friends, but you never take me anywhere, you can take me with you to the pub tonight" "ok" he says they end up at the pub and he asks what she would like to drink. "oh, I don't know" she says, "what do you usually...
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Skipton
Joke Confusing Exit!
Confusing Exit!
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Skipton
Joke Tradie Dogs!!
Tradie Dogs!! Man goes into Pub with his Blue Heeler dog; the barman says no dogs allowed in this Pub. He takes the dog out and comes back in to see a German Shepard sitting in the corner, how come he’s allowed in and my dogs not, barman says he is a qualified wood worker, watch this, he gets a log of wood near the fire and throws it at the...
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Vinylted
Joke Lawyers
Lawyers A man wanted an attack dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialised in attack dogs. The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel, and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises. After they had been walking for a few minutes, they...
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Luckyus
Joke Exercise?
Exercise?
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Wow
Wow
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Yes or No?
Yes or No?
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Press One.
Press One.
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Luckyus
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Skipton
Joke Choir Conundrom
Choir Conundrom John was a loyal choir member, but he could not carry a tune. To make things worse, he sang loud and made others sing off key. Without success, the choir director had tried to discourage John from participating in the choir. The choir director asked the pastor's help in getting John out of the choir. The pastor agreed to try...
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Luckyus
Joke The Pirate.
The Pirate.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Seniors Bar.
Seniors Bar.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Birds.
Birds.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Dyslexia.
Dyslexia.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Truth.
Truth.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Just Once?.
Just Once?.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Panties.
Panties.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Problems.
Problems.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Road Rage.
Road Rage.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Redefining?.
Redefining?.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Dog's Life
Dog's Life
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Front or Back.
Front or Back.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Leave Me Alone.
Leave Me Alone.
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Earth?
Earth?
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Sneaky?
Sneaky?
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Deer?
Deer?
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