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Joke Some Things are Inexplicable
Some Things are Inexplicable A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asked as he sat down next...
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Joke Miscommunication.
Miscommunication. A traveling salesman broke down on the bad side of town one evening after a long day of door-to-door sales. After calling the AA from a payphone, he decided to wait for the tow truck in a nearby bar. He sat down on a bar stool in the corner of the bar to quietly nurse his beer. Trying to mind his own business, he was shocked...
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Joke The Drunk and the Priest (Non-PC)
The Drunk and the Priest (Non-PC) A drunk man who stank of beer and cigarettes sat down on the train next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, And a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking Out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes...
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Joke Universal Question
Universal Question
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Joke Thailand Holiday (NON-PC and Contains Profanity)
Thailand Holiday (NON-PC and Contains Profanity)
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Joke Bangkok Bar (Non-PC)
Bangkok Bar (Non-PC)
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Joke New Crossbench Politician.
New Crossbench Politician.
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Joke Mum What's an Alcoholic?
Mum What's an Alcoholic?
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Joke The Mix-Up
The Mix-Up
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Joke Hobbies
Hobbies
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Joke Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. (Non-PC)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. (Non-PC) Last night Charlie gained entry to the chocolate factory, something his wife had refused for years.
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Joke The Prayer
The Prayer
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Joke Gut Noises?
Gut Noises?
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Joke To All The, Barber's Cats
To All The, Barber's Cats
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Joke Rider Down?
Rider Down?
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Joke British Politics (Non-PC)
British Politics (Non-PC)
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Joke The Snowdropper (Non-PC)
The Snowdropper (Non-PC)
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Joke Sex Shop Order (Non-PC)
Sex Shop Order (Non-PC)
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Joke Just an Idea
Just an Idea
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Joke Idle Thoughts
Idle Thoughts
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Joke Two Coppers
Two Coppers
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Joke The Nursing Home
The Nursing Home
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Joke Bouquet of Flowers (Non-PC)
Bouquet of Flowers (Non-PC)
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Joke Hope it Doesn't Come to This
Hope it Doesn't Come to This
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Joke One Mistake
One Mistake
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