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Joke In The Classroom
In The Classroom Mr Albanese was visiting a Melbourne Primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Albanese if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “Tragedy”. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of “Tragedy”. A little boy stood up and...
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Joke Silly Puns
Silly Puns When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a chap who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. Moses, did Hebrew tea? I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me...
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Joke Ageism
Ageism
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Joke Elf An Safety
Elf An Safety
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Joke Thought For The Day
Thought For The Day
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Joke Baby Bath Time
Baby Bath Time
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Joke What Not To Say
What Not To Say
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Joke The End Is Nigh?
The End Is Nigh?
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Joke One View On The Voice
One View On The Voice
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Joke Still Hungry
Still Hungry
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Riddle What can fill a room but takes up no space? Answer
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Riddle Riddle Master 02.06.2023
Riddle Master 02.06.2023 Goood morning Riddle Masters! :) I've got your third and final riddle of the week: What common English word describes a person or thing as not being found in any place, and yet, with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being present at this very moment...
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The Penguin Defence
The Penguin Defence Just once, I'd like to defend a penguin in court just so I can say, ''Your Honour; my client is clearly not a flight risk!''
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Nowhere, then now here.
Nowhere, then now here. What's a cow orker? A coworker at a dairy farm.
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Joke The Weather In Yakutsk!
The Weather In Yakutsk! On a Russian national news weather forecast, a reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk. A man in Moscow said to his wife, “They're overreacting. I'll call my cousin who lives there, and he'll tell me the truth.” He called his cousin and asked, “What's the temperature like where you are?” His cousin replied, “It's around...
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Joke ''Daddy How Was I Born?''
''Daddy How Was I Born?'' A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mum and I first got together in an online chatroom. Then I set up a date via E-mail with your Mum, and we met at a Cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and...
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Joke The Media!
The Media! One day at the zoo a young child leaned over the Lion's enclosure wall too far, overbalanced and fell in. The lion immediately loped over towards the child and was obviously going to attack. Nearby stood a big, muscular and heavily tattooed biker. Without hesitation he leapt into the enclosure, punched the lion in the snout...
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Joke The Mysterious Water Slide
The Mysterious Water Slide Three men are traveling though the desert and they are very thirsty: They come to a mysterious water slide in the middle of the dessert that has instructions at the top: "Slide down and yell the drink of your choice and at the bottom you will find a pool of that beverage." The three men are very excited. The first...
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Joke The Golfer and the Coroner
The Golfer and the Coroner Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy , was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly. A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her...
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Joke An Old Lady Dies and Goes to Heaven
An Old Lady Dies and Goes to Heaven She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams .. Don't worry about that, says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.' The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries...
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Joke The Way She Walks
The Way She Walks You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she walks. If she sways her hips from side to side she is good in bed. If she takes small steps she is unadventurous And if she is tiptoeing away from you she has your credit card!
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Joke The Microwave
The Microwave
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Joke Driving
Driving There was this guy sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, "Damn, that sonofabiitch can drive", then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive", then spit, "Damn that sonofabitch can drive"... then spit. A man sits down next to him and asks him, "What's...
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Joke Witches Revenge
Witches Revenge A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts behind him, until he betrayed the wrong woman- a practicing witch. The morning after she caught him with another girl, he awoke with an itchy bump in the middle of his forehead. He thought it was a pimple, but it continued to grow to ridiculous proportions throughout the day...
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Joke Old Couple in a Peoples Home
Old Couple in a Peoples Home An old geezer in an old people's home takes a fancy to a woman who is also staying there. One day he plucks up the courage to go and talk to her and after a while he says he would like to make love to her. She agrees that when everybody else goes on a day trip they both stay behind at the home and get down to it...
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