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Joke Rat And Piano
Rat And Piano A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds...
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Quality Brain
Quality Brain The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” “Well, how much does a brain cost?”...
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Joke Positive Attitude
Positive Attitude Late in the night, Jim, a Marine, finally regained consciousness. He was in hospital, in agonizing pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a...
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mjm9
Alpacalypse ...
Alpacalypse ...
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mOiOz
PUPPY NEEDS A HOME
PUPPY NEEDS A HOME
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Stolen 'Meme'-ories!
Stolen 'Meme'-ories! 1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. 3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. 4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles. 5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 6. When...
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Mikev
Brain Teaser What is the Highest Number You Can Make? 🤔
What is the Highest Number You Can Make? 🤔 What is the highest number you can make by moving just 2 matches? 🤔 Spoiler. I will put the answer in my post below soon.
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mOiOz
YOU CALL THIS A RUMP STEAK?
YOU CALL THIS A RUMP STEAK?
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Joke He just didn't get it
He just didn't get it
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Mikev
Joke See Ya Later 🐊
See Ya Later 🐊 Here is a funny alligator cartoon 😀
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Littleboy8
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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geoffreymellis@yahoo.com.
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mOiOz
FAILED ATTEMPT AT CAMOUFLAGE
FAILED ATTEMPT AT CAMOUFLAGE
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
YOU'RE REALLY DRUNK
YOU'RE REALLY DRUNK
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Can't Wait!
Can't Wait!
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Littleboy8
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Joke Kids today
Kids today
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Joke Fast And Inexpensive Diagnosis
Fast And Inexpensive Diagnosis One day, Pete complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend said, “Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem...
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mOiOz
MESSAGES
MESSAGES
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mOiOz
HAPPY MEAL
HAPPY MEAL
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mOiOz
IN THE MOVIE THEATRE
IN THE MOVIE THEATRE
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mOiOz
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Mikev
Joke I hope that no one can relate to this 🚗
I hope that no one can relate to this 🚗 Here’s a funny cartoon that I hope no one can relate to 🚗
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The Ferrari Purosangue is the first-ever Ferrari SUV.
The Ferrari Purosangue is the first-ever Ferrari SUV. The Ferrari Purosangue is the first-ever Ferrari SUV. However, Ferrari surprisingly calls it an FUV swapping the S for the F in Ferrari. This is Ferrari’s response to the extremely successful Lamborghini Urus and it has a ton of cool features like suicide doors, a passenger-side...
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Joke Use Capital Letters
Use Capital Letters This is an open letter from Capital Letters to everyone who texts.
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Joke "Dinner is nearly ready boys !!!!"
"Dinner is nearly ready boys !!!!"
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Joke Earthquake
Earthquake
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