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Skipton
Joke Last Request!
Last Request! Jack is on his death bed and he said to his wife, ''Can you give me one last wish?'' She says, ''Anything you want.'' He says ''After I die will you marry Larry?'' She says, ''But you hated Larry.'' With his last breath he says, ''I do!''
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Jarred Santos
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Skipton
Joke UFO!
UFO!
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Sethia Soliman
Joke Daddy, what does this mean?
Daddy, what does this mean? An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, ‘Daddy, what is sex?’ The father was surprised that she would ask such a question but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He told her about the ‘birds and the bees’...
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Skipton
Joke Rustle! Rustle!
Rustle! Rustle! I ordered a Chinese takeaway last night and as I was driving home I heard the bags rustling and moving ! I thought what the hell is that . Has something got in the bag trying to eat my supper.... I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me.. I was driving so I leaned forward ,picked up the bag , put it on the...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 11.01.2023
Riddle Masters 11.01.2023 Good morning Riddle Masters! :) I’ve got your second riddle of the week. If there are fifteen crows on a fence, and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left? Oooh, this is a good one! We can’t wait to see if you guys can figure it out. If you think you’ve got the correct answer, post it in the...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck.
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck.
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Skipton
Joke Page 14!
Page 14! I'm so poor, I rub cologne from the magazines on my shirt. When people say ''Oh, you smell good, what is that?'' I say, ''Page 14!''
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Skipton
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Luckyus
Joke Golfing With the Wife and the Doctor
Golfing With the Wife and the Doctor A husband decides to join his wife for the first time playing golf. He's never really been into the game, but since his wife was playing with all these men around, he wanted to come and check it out. All day long he complains: About the heat, about the other people, about how long it's taking... They are on...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Depression
Depression
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Luckyus
Joke Infection
Infection A new strain of chest infection has been identified in Russia. It is spreading rapidly to other parts of the world, often with fatal results. Take care to avoid contact with anyone who may be a carrier of the Kalashni Cough
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Joke Can't spell
Can't spell
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Luckyus
Joke The Firefighting Hero
The Firefighting Hero One dark night in Dublin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the firefighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, "All our...
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Skipton
Joke ''Hello, Is Your Daddy Home?''
''Hello, Is Your Daddy Home?'' The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. “Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes ," whispered the small...
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THE NURSING HOME
THE NURSING HOME
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Skipton
Joke The Al-Gebra Movement!
The Al-Gebra Movement! A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a “slide-rule" as well as a code device called an "abacus" that he claimed was a calculator. At a morning press...
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Skipton
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Luckyus
Joke Ginge The Whinge (Part Thirteen)
Ginge The Whinge (Part Thirteen)
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Joke Ginge The Whinge (Part Twelve)
Ginge The Whinge (Part Twelve)
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Ginge The Whinge (Part Eleven)
Ginge The Whinge (Part Eleven)
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Ginge The Whinge (Part Ten)
Ginge The Whinge (Part Ten)
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Ginge The Whinge (Part Nine)
Ginge The Whinge (Part Nine)
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Ginge The Whinge (Part Eight)
Ginge The Whinge (Part Eight)
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Joke Ginge The Whinge (Part Seven)
Ginge The Whinge (Part Seven)
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Luckyus
Joke Ginge The Whinge (Part Six)
Ginge The Whinge (Part Six)
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Luckyus
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Joke Ginge The Whinge (Part Five)
Ginge The Whinge (Part Five)
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