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Luckyus
Joke The Cannibals
The Cannibals Five cannibals get appointed as engineers for a defense contractor. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later the...
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Luckyus
Joke Epitaph in Logan, Utah, USA
Epitaph in Logan, Utah, USA Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a...
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Luckyus
Joke Fund Raising for Beginners
Fund Raising for Beginners A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute...
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Joke a woman can do anything.
a woman can do anything.
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Skipton
Joke Soothing Words!
Soothing Words! ''Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her that she is over-reacting.'' She'll realize you're right, and she'll calm right down!''
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Skipton
Joke Supermarket Aromas
Supermarket Aromas
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Skipton
Joke Unemployment Office!
Unemployment Office! Handing over my I.D. at Centrelink the officiating clerk blurts out. ''You've worn a bit since this photo was taken.'' ''You're dead right love.!'' I replied. I had it taken just before I joined your bloody queue!!!''
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Joke Just can't win
Just can't win
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mOiOz
A REASON FOR DIVORCE
A REASON FOR DIVORCE A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and...
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Skipton
Joke No Refills!
No Refills! A distraught senior citizen dialled her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” said the doctor. There was a moment of silence before the woman replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is, because...
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Joke URANUS
URANUS
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Joke ''Are All Those Kids Yours?''
''Are All Those Kids Yours?''
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Joke Blended Family!
Blended Family! ''I have two half sisters.'' ''Were you parents married to other people?'' ''No my father was a terrible magician!!!''
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Joke ''You've Got To Be Choking!!!''
''You've Got To Be Choking!!!'' Paddy says to Mick, ''I've got something stuck in my throat and can't breathe properly.'' Mick says, ''Are you choking?'' Paddy replies, '' No, I'm F#%@#* serious!!!!''
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Joke Seniors GPS
Seniors GPS I got myself a Senior's GPS. Not only tell how to get to my destination, It tells me why I wanted to go there!!!!
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Joke SMS Message!
SMS Message! ''We Have your child.'' ''What are your demands?'' ''Are you out of your mind?'' The daycare is closing soon come and get him now!''
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Joke It is Dark
It is Dark
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Luckyus
Joke I Know Exactly Where to Put You
I Know Exactly Where to Put You One day, three unemployed factory workers heard that a large food company was enlarging and needed more staff. So they went downtown to see if they could get themselves a job. After filling out their applications, each one was interviewed and each one managed to get hired. As they were waiting to be assigned...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer:
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Joke Jesus was......
Jesus was...... There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was...
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Luckyus
Joke Moses in the Desert
Moses in the Desert
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Luckyus
Joke Special Sandals
Special Sandals A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said...
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Luckyus
Joke Shit
Shit
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Luckyus
What not to Say
What not to Say
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Luckyus
Joke Chemist
Chemist
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