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Joke Australia's newest weapon
Australia's newest weapon
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Golf
Golf Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His mates all chimed in and said, "let’s do it. We’ll make it a priority - figure out a way and meet here...
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Joke Considerate Credit Card Company.
Considerate Credit Card Company. I can't recommend my credit card provider enough. I don't wish to brag about my finances, but my credit provider has been calling me every day to tell me that my balance is outstanding!!
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Joke Flying
Flying The man got on the airplane, sweating profusely and biting his nails. The flight attendant said, "Sir, can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?" He nodded and she brought him a whiskey. He knocked it back in one gulp. Twenty minutes later she saw him shaking like a leaf. "Would another drink help?", she asked...
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Joke Wish I'd Known You Then!
Wish I'd Known You Then! Just said to the wife ' ''Wish I'd have known you as a baby''.. she said ''Awww did you want to see how cute I was?''.. I said, ''No you couldn't talk then''..
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Joke I've Found Cod!
I've Found Cod! Two prawns were swimming around the sea, One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Kristian: "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the correct answer:
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Joke Weapons Of Math Instruction.
Weapons Of math Instruction.
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Joke Success!
Success!
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mOiOz
MINDING THE RESTAURANT
MINDING THE RESTAURANT Sam is hungry and stops off for a bite to eat at Dave's Deli. When the waiter asks him whether he’d like a drink to start, he orders a Bud beer. "A good choice sir, we have a special offer on this beer tonight – it’s only going to cost you 10 cents. "10 cents." exclaims Sam, "that’s really cheap." Then Sam quickly...
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Joke The Wifes choices
The Wifes choices
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Riddle Riddle Masters 08.02.2023
Riddle Masters 08.02.2023 Good morning Riddle Masters! :) I’ve got your second riddle of the week courtesy of member @rest1953. It’s a tricky one, so get those thinking caps on! Here it goes: Who eats me will be eaten by the one who sent me. What am I? Oooh, this one is extra tough, but we know you can do it. If you’re confident that you...
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Joke Today's The day
Today's The day A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a...
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Joke Durex
Durex
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Driving Dad's car
Driving Dad's car
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Joke my brains
my brains
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The Old Golfer
The Old Golfer An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign, hanging over the bar that reads: COLD BEER: $5.00 HAMBURGER: $10.00 CHEESEBURGER: $15.50 HAND JOB: $250 Checking his wallet to be...
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George of the Jungle
George of the Jungle George of the Jungle lived all alone. There was no one to have sex with him, so instead he screwed a hole in a tree. One day, he found a woman in the jungle, and the call to do the wild thing became too much. Soon they were making out and getting pretty hot and heavy, until George kicked the woman in the crotch. "What did...
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mOiOz
WRIGHT BROS
WRIGHT BROS
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NEIL DIAMOND
NEIL DIAMOND
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With Friends Like These!
With Friends Like These!
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ADAM & EVE
ADAM & EVE
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Who is sleeping with Grandma?
Who is sleeping with Grandma?
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Joke The Power Of Language
The Power Of Language A SIGN IN A:- Shoe repair store reads: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. On a blinds and curtain truck: "Blind man driving.” Over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.” On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on...
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Joke Hollywood Party
Hollywood Party Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are planning a costume party and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven." As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment...
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