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Joke Politicians
Politicians
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Joke The Mirror!
The Mirror!
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Joke The Bouncer
The Bouncer
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Joke Too Young!
Too Young! An American, a Scot and an Australian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened...
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Joke Begging For It
Begging For It Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm hot. Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times. Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Joke Generous Precautions
Generous Precautions Tim walks into a bar and sees his friend Peter slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Peter what's wrong. "Well," replies Peter, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Tim with a laugh. "Well," says Peter, straightening up, "I...
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Is it possible to have the games in a seperate post thread
Is it possible to have the games in a seperate post thread Is it possible to have the games in a seperate post thread. There are so many jokes , which are good but sometimes hard to find the games
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Joke The Birthday
The Birthday A couple were arguing about what to buy for their son's Twelfth birthday. She wanted to buy him toys. While he wanted to buy him clothing. So they ended up buying him a pair of pants, And cut the pockets out!!
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Joke ''Sexy Librarian''
''Sexy Librarian'' My wife and I have started role playing in the bedroom. Her favourite role is 'Sexy Librarian' where I have to sit quietly while she reads a book.
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Joke Enlistment
Enlistment A man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in the Army! Interviewer:"We want a person with a suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly, having a KILLER INSTINCT! So, do you think you are eligible?" Man: "No Sir, but........ can my wife...
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Think before you do something
Think before you do something
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Joke Careless Carer!
Careless Carer! So, the wife and I were in town shopping... And as we came out of a store, three girls aged between 18 and 20 walked by, wearing tiny cropped tops and short short skirts. One of them, a tall blonde, had really fantastic, long, toned and tanned legs. I gently nudged my wife and said, "I bet you wish you still had legs like...
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mOiOz
BABY PLANES
BABY PLANES
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck.
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Joke The Brain Transplant.
The Brain Transplant. The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?"...
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Joke Micro soft
Micro soft
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Joke Outdoors Man!
Outdoors Man! During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided...
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ELDERLY COUPLE IN BED
ELDERLY COUPLE IN BED "Please, Lena, please." "Oh leave me alone, Manny." "But it won't take long." "If I do, I won't be able to sleep afterward." "Well, if you don’t, I won’t be able to sleep either." "Why do you have to think of such a thing just before I go to sleep?" "Because I'm hot, hot, hot, that’s why Lena." "You always get hot...
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Joke the squirrel burying nuts
the squirrel burying nuts
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Joke How to Escape Hell
How to Escape Hell Three men go to hell and they’re pissed off about it. 'Surely we weren’t that bad?' they ask themselves. 'There has to be something we can do to get out of here.' Satan suddenly appears and says, 'Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip here and you’re free to go. I’ll even let you pick something to...
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THE FARMER
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Joke Lawyers!
Lawyers! A lawyer parks his brand-new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the Police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before...
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Joke The doughnut's tool.
The doughnut's tool.
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Joke It's The Viagra!
It's The Viagra! A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.' At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup...
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