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Joke When I die
When I die
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Joke Fubble Bath
Fubble Bath
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Joke Willie Nelson learning guitar
Willie Nelson learning guitar
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Joke The four Goldberg brothers,
The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most...
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Joke Just testing his reaction
Just testing his reaction
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Joke Understanding Engineers 2
Understanding Engineers 2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Joke And Finally Understanding Engineers
And Finally Understanding Engineers Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a spanner from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole...
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Joke Understanding Engineers 1
Understanding Engineers 1 Two engineering students were riding bicycles across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get the great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take...
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny Teacher. "Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend and Wife." The whole class was silent.. till 'Little Johnny' put up his hand and answered: "Prepaid, Postpaid and Unlimited."
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Joke 30 day free trial
30 day free trial
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FARMER AT THE WATERHOLE
FARMER AT THE WATERHOLE
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Joke Disturbed sleep!
Disturbed sleep! I sleep much better when I'm naked. Why can't the flight attendant understand this?
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Joke BEAR HUNTING (Naughty Warning)
BEAR HUNTING (Naughty Warning) He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said: “That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.” After...
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Joke Bad Service!
Bad Service!
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Joke The Burglary!
The Burglary! Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again The burglar...
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Joke Just Checking
Just Checking Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He is from India and is very concerned about my car warranty.
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Joke Baptism!
Baptism! A missionary discovered a tribe of Indians in the Amazon who had never recorded a baptism, confirmation or marriage. The bishop soon rectified the situation by baptizing and confirming everyone. He also married every couple that walked by and desired such. Later, the tribal chief told the missionary the tribe had never had so much...
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Joke Understanding Engineers 7
Understanding Engineers 7 An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one...
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Joke Understanding Engineers 6
Understanding Engineers 6 Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it isn't sufficiently complex yet.
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Joke Understanding Engineers 5
Understanding Engineers 5 The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with a Commerce degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?
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Joke Understanding Engineers 4
Understanding Engineers 4 What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
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Joke Understanding Engineers 3
Understanding Engineers 3 A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We've been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't think I've ever seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a...
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Joke Dennis' Pun Of The Day
Dennis' Pun Of The Day What do you get if you cross a cowboy with a stew? Hopalong Casserole.
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Joke My New Job!
My New Job!
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Joke ''Fexy!''
''Fexy!'' A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ‘Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' ‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' ‘OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' ‘Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and...
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