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Joke Serious Infection
Serious Infection A man returns from the tropics feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, who immediately rushes the man to the hospital to undergo tests. After the tests are completed, the man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in his private room at the hospital. On the other end of the line, the doctor explains, “We’ve received the...
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Joke Shit Happens Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
Shit Happens Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List Taoism: shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: shit is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has...
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Joke The Irish Divers
The Irish Divers
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Joke Smart Phone
Smart Phone
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Joke Trying to Talk With Them
Trying to Talk With Them
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Joke Claude Balls
Claude Balls
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Joke Trade Areements
Trade Areements I recently read that the UK Parliament was discussing a Free UK Trade agreement with the EU. After an uproar from the female members, a male member of the House has apparently agreed to cease using the acronym: FUKT!
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Joke Don't Die A Virgin
Don't Die A Virgin
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Joke In The Classroom
In The Classroom Mr Albanese was visiting a Melbourne Primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Albanese if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “Tragedy”. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of “Tragedy”. A little boy stood up and...
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Joke Silly Puns
Silly Puns When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a chap who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. Moses, did Hebrew tea? I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me...
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Joke Ageism
Ageism
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Joke Elf An Safety
Elf An Safety
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Joke Thought For The Day
Thought For The Day
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Joke Baby Bath Time
Baby Bath Time
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Joke What Not To Say
What Not To Say
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Joke The End Is Nigh?
The End Is Nigh?
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Joke One View On The Voice
One View On The Voice
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Joke Still Hungry
Still Hungry
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Riddle What can fill a room but takes up no space? Answer
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Riddle Riddle Master 02.06.2023
Riddle Master 02.06.2023 Goood morning Riddle Masters! :) I've got your third and final riddle of the week: What common English word describes a person or thing as not being found in any place, and yet, with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being present at this very moment...
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The Penguin Defence
The Penguin Defence Just once, I'd like to defend a penguin in court just so I can say, ''Your Honour; my client is clearly not a flight risk!''
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Nowhere, then now here.
Nowhere, then now here. What's a cow orker? A coworker at a dairy farm.
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Joke The Weather In Yakutsk!
The Weather In Yakutsk! On a Russian national news weather forecast, a reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk. A man in Moscow said to his wife, “They're overreacting. I'll call my cousin who lives there, and he'll tell me the truth.” He called his cousin and asked, “What's the temperature like where you are?” His cousin replied, “It's around...
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Joke ''Daddy How Was I Born?''
''Daddy How Was I Born?'' A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mum and I first got together in an online chatroom. Then I set up a date via E-mail with your Mum, and we met at a Cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room and...
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Joke The Media!
The Media! One day at the zoo a young child leaned over the Lion's enclosure wall too far, overbalanced and fell in. The lion immediately loped over towards the child and was obviously going to attack. Nearby stood a big, muscular and heavily tattooed biker. Without hesitation he leapt into the enclosure, punched the lion in the snout...
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