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Joke My Golfing buddy
My Golfing buddy
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Joke We are too old for this gender stuff.
We are too old for this gender stuff.
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Joke Remember Playschool
Remember Playschool
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SDC Trivia Game #2 - 27/05/2023
SDC Trivia Game #2 - 27/05/2023 2|27-05-2023
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Joke Old Chinese Proverb
Old Chinese Proverb I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant last night and it suddenly went dark. The waiter came over and said: "You all need to start clapping!" "What a weirdo," I thought. Anyway, we all started to clap, and the lights came on. I said: "How did that happen?" He replied: "Old Chinese proverb, many hands make light work.”
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Joke Dining Out
Dining Out
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Joke Sex After Death
SEX AFTER DEATH A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: Marion .... Marion " "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
MARRIED GOLFERS
MARRIED GOLFERS Four married men go golfing... During the 4th hole the following conversation took place: First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will have the interior of the house completely painted by next weekend." Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to...
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Wandiwa
Joke Fathers Day
Fathers Day
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
BUSINESS PROTECTION
BUSINESS PROTECTION
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THE TRUE ADAM AND EVE
THE TRUE ADAM AND EVE G-d wakes Adam from a deep sleep. "Adam, while you were asleep I made a woman for you". Adam says "What's a woman?" So, G-d explains what a woman is. "Adam, there is a path over there and I..." Adam says "What's a path?" So, G-d shows him the path and how to follow it. "At the end of the path, Adam is a cave...."...
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Luckyus
Joke And That's When The Fight Started
And That's When The Fight Started One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started...
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Joke Three Wishes
Three Wishes A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit trips on a glistening metal object. The bear quickly picks up the object which appears to be a silver oil lamp. A genie appeared forth. The genie looked at the bear then the rabbit, then back at the bear. "Alright, which of you schmucks freed me?" "Me" the bear and rabbit...
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Walter, you naughty boy
Walter, you naughty boy
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Joke Painless Extraction
Painless Extraction A father walks into a market followed by his 10-year-old son. The kid is flipping a quarter into the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment: the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat. He immediately starts choking and...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 24.05.2023
Riddle Masters 24.05.2023 Good morning Riddle Masters! :) It’s time to get your brain working with our second riddle of the week! This one's a real head-scratcher. Ready? Here it goes: Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye and a long tail, which she let fly, and every time she went through a gap, she left a bit of her tail in a trap. What is...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! Get ready for a fun challenge because this game is not as simple as it may seem at first glance! The objective is to decipher what word the image is trying to convey. It's a brain teaser that will have you guessing and racking your brain. Click here to reveal the answer: Can you crack the code...
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Joke ''Do You know Who I Am?''
''Do You know Who I Am?'' The phone rang at the motor pool, and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational. Paddy answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars, and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in." There was a stony silence for a second or two. ''Do you know who you...
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Joke Grandma's gardening with Grand daughter
Grandma's gardening with Grand daughter
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Joke What's the difference ....
What's the difference .... What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The position of the dirtbag.
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Luckyus
Joke The Thehovahs Witness
The Thehovahs Witness There was a knock on the door this past Sunday morning. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Good morning, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said "Come on in and sit down." and offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?" He said, "Beats the shit out of...
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Riddle Would Be Suicide
Would Be Suicide Gang of Hells Angels out for fun in the U S of A riding over a high river bridge saw a tidy looking bird standing on the parapet. They stopped and their leader a big rufty tufty greaser walked across and asked what she was doing, ' I want to kill myself' he says 'aw, c'mon nothing can be that bad' 'it is' she cried. He said...
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The Chimpanzees
The Chimpanzees A blonde driver was about two hours from San Diego, when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "Do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is, I've got...
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