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Joke ''I Know Nuffing!!!''
''I Know Nuffing!!!'' For all those people who don't want ''ALEXA'' listening in on their conversations, GOOGLE are making a male version.... It doesn't listen to anything!
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Joke Name An Actress
Name An Actress The guys at the golf course asked me to name an actress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with. I told them the one who knows how to fix elevators. I'm old, I'm tired, and I have to pee a lot.
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Joke F again
F again
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Joke Aging
Aging
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Joke Golf - A Poem
Golf - A Poem In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, Rather Small. Oh, How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere. By Its Size I Could Not Guess, The Awesome Strength It Does Possess. But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell, I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell. My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same, Since I Chose To...
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Riddle Riddle Master
Riddle Master Which Country has the most snow cover in the country over winter instead of Switzerland? Australia
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Riddle Riddle
Riddle What is a Jam jar? It is a Tram
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Joke Premature
Premature A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol...
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Joke The Parrots
The Parrots A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know to say one thing' 'What do they say?' the priest asked. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' 'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment..... 'You know,' he...
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Joke The Irishman
The Irishman
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Joke And this my friends is how the Platypus was born
And this my friends is how the Platypus was born
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SDC Trivia Game #26 - 20/06/2023
SDC Trivia Game #26 - 20/06/2023 26|20-06-2023
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Joke Mother Superior
Mother Superior Mother Superior calls all the Nuns together and says to them: "I must tell you all something. We have a case of Gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly Nun at the back. "I'm so sick of Chardonnay."
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Joke The Blue Suit
The Blue Suit
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COMMA SUTRA
COMMA SUTRA
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Joke My new Puppy
My new Puppy
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mOiOz
CAMPGROUND
CAMPGROUND
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INTERVIEWING THE MAID
INTERVIEWING THE MAID Daisy, an au-pair, is looking for a new family to work for, so when her friend shows her an ad for someone to look after a family of four, she immediately applies for the position. During her interview, Rachel, the lady of the house asks her, "So Daisy, tell me, why did you leave your last position?" "Well, madam,"...
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Joke John Wayne's Five Rules Of life!
John Wayne's Five Rules Of life!
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Joke Jew Better Believe It!
Jew Better Believe It! A US Navy ship is anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy and influential plantation owner, "Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter's Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome...
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Joke Drastic Plastic
Drastic Plastic
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Joke Any ID?
Any ID? A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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Joke Flat Tahrs!
Flat Tahrs! A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem...
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Joke Theft Auto!
Theft Auto! The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did y’all see who it was ?" The young man answered, "I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number."
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Joke The Geography of Men and Women
The Geography of Men and Women THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN They say about women that... Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like the USA. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like...
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