Jokes & fun

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SirExton
Joke Frog in a Bank
Frog in a Bank
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SirExton
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mOiOz
GET THE BODY YOU WANT
GET THE BODY YOU WANT
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Veggiepatch
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SirExton
Female Fish to Male Fish
Female Fish to Male Fish
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SirExton
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Joke Phil the Salmon meets the moose
Phil the Salmon meets the moose
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Joke Some women are believing this, and a bloke cannot do or say anything right nowadays.
Some women are believing this, and a bloke cannot do or say anything right nowadays.
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
BED & BREAKFAST
BED & BREAKFAST
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Playing It Safe!
Playing It Safe! An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, "If you put a little rubber cap on the end of...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
SMELL
SMELL
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mOiOz
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Joke One of these days I will take a good photo
One of these days I will take a good photo
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mOiOz
NOT NOW SCOTTY
NOT NOW SCOTTY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HAIR ALL OVER THE COUCH
HAIR ALL OVER THE COUCH
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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A Lawyer
A Lawyer A Lawyer. A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed...
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Veggiepatch
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Joke Velly cheap spaghetti for breakfast
Velly cheap spaghetti for breakfast
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Veggiepatch
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SirExton
Joke Girls go wild
Girls go wild
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SirExton
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mOiOz
POTATO IN PIZZA OVEN
POTATO IN PIZZA OVEN
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Joke Wok's the matter
Wok's the matter
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Joke doing up my bootlaces
doing up my bootlaces
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mOiOz
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
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mOiOz
GIRL HELPS DELIVER BABY
GIRL HELPS DELIVER BABY
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Joke My dog loves me not
My dog loves me not
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Gazman
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
TELLS YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT
TELLS YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT
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Littleboy8
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UNDERWATER SCAMMING
UNDERWATER SCAMMING
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Wandiwa
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Joke WD40 add from 1964
WD40 add from 1964
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Littleboy8
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