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Skipton
Joke Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...
Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... Jesus and Satan are having a conversation... Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours...
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mOiOz
SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE....
SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE....
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mOiOz
CANNIBALISM
CANNIBALISM
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Luckyus
Joke Complaining Neighbour's
Complaining Neighbour's
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
LIFE EXPECTANCY
LIFE EXPECTANCY
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mOiOz
DAMN RIGHT I'M GOOD...
DAMN RIGHT I'M GOOD...
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mOiOz
FRYING PAN TIP
FRYING PAN TIP
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mOiOz
CROISSANTAURAS
CROISSANTAURAS
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mOiOz
CLAUSTROPHOBIA
CLAUSTROPHOBIA
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mOiOz
BIBLE QUIZ
BIBLE QUIZ Mrs. Smith was on a game show and had to answer questions about the Bible. Host, “Mrs. Smith, for $100 can you tell me who was the first man on the Earth?” Mrs. Smith smiled and said, “The answer is Adam.” Host, “Correct. Now Mrs. Smith for $250 tell me who was the first woman on the Earth?” Mrs. Smith proudly answers, “That was...
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mOiOz
SENIOR WOMEN
SENIOR WOMEN
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mOiOz
UNDERWEAR IS TOO TIGHT
UNDERWEAR IS TOO TIGHT
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mOiOz
TEXTING IN CLASS
TEXTING IN CLASS
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SirExton
Joke What you see at the Veggie stand, could change your life?
What you see at the Veggie stand, could change your life?
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Joke This is an old valuable photograph. Please don't lose.
This is an old valuable photograph. Please don't lose.
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mOiOz
DIRTY JOKE
DIRTY JOKE
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mOiOz
WHEN YOU'RE OVER 5O...
WHEN YOU'RE OVER 5O...
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mOiOz
FLOWER HEADS CUT OFF
FLOWER HEADS CUT OFF
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Skipton
Joke Tinnitus Helpline
Tinnitus Helpline I just called the Tinnitus helpline... But it just kept ringing!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Priorities
Priorities Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for...
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mOiOz
CHICKENS STOPPED CROSSING ROADS
CHICKENS STOPPED CROSSING ROADS
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mOiOz
NEVER HAVE I EVER...
NEVER HAVE I EVER...
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Veggiepatch
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Joke Life is tough for humans.
Life is tough for humans.
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