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mOiOz
HOUSE I GREW UP IN
HOUSE I GREW UP IN
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY - 'JUAN'
MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY - 'JUAN'
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
SIGNS IN A MUSIC SHOP
SIGNS IN A MUSIC SHOP
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mOiOz
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Skipton
Joke My Wife's Affair!
My Wife's Affair! I was so suspicious and paranoid about my wife having an affair, that we moved to a new town 700 kilometres away. I couldn't believe my luck when we still managed to keep the same gardener.
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mOiOz
RELIGIOUS SEMINAR
RELIGIOUS SEMINAR RELIGIOUS SEMINAR 😁😅😂 I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!” I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Hashem Almighty, you will walk today...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
PRO TIP
PRO TIP
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke You're Fired!
You're Fired! Policeman: ''I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire.'' Father: Was it arson?'' Policeman: ''Yes, it was definitely your son!''
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Joke Secret Message
Secret Message If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 Harry Potter books, it spells out a secret message. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Skipton
Joke A Conundrum Occurred!
A Conundrum Occurred! A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a New York publishing house last Thursday. According to the Associated Press, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed...
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Joke Fast Women!
Fast Women! A blonde was driving down a highway and all of a sudden, a cop sitting on the roadside turns on his flashing red lights. The blonde seeing the red lights pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the cop. When the cop gets there, he says to the blonde, "Lady you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30 mile an hour zone." The...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
THE LAST WORD
THE LAST WORD
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
REDNECK LOVE POEM
REDNECK LOVE POEM
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SirExton
Joke Life after Death?
Life after Death?
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SDC Trivia Game #70 - 04/08/2023
SDC Trivia Game #70 - 04/08/2023 70|04-08-2023
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 02.08.2023
Riddle Masters 02.08.2023 Goooood Morning Riddle Masters! :) I've got your midweek brain twister. Are you ready for this one? Here it goes: A professional fisherman caught 30 fish during a 5-day tournament. Each day, he caught three more fish than the day before. How many fish did the fisherman catch on the first day? A good...
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Joke The Nature Strip!
The Nature Strip! The cashier told me, ''Strip down facing me.'' By the time I realised she meant the credit card, it was too late!!
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mOiOz
FORGOT MORNING COFFEE
FORGOT MORNING COFFEE
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
GRILLED CHEESE
GRILLED CHEESE
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WIFE WANTS SEX
WIFE WANTS SEX
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Wandiwa
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Blue Girl
Brain Teaser East
East
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Blue Girl
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mOiOz
ALARM SYSTEM
ALARM SYSTEM
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SDC Trivia Game #68 - 02/08/2023
SDC Trivia Game #68 - 02/08/2023 68|02-08-2023
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mark godwin
elon musk is a fool
elon musk is a fool
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