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Joke It must be on her mind.
It must be on her mind.
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SirExton
Joke Singing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot!"
Singing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot!"
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Well that was easy
Well that was easy
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Chris Capehart FOOLS Penn and Teller with a self working card trick!
Chris Capehart FOOLS Penn and Teller with a self working card trick!
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: Only two members got the correct answer! Congratulations to member PeakA...
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mOiOz
61 BOYFRIENDS
61 BOYFRIENDS
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mOiOz
EATING IN THE FIFTIES
EATING IN THE FIFTIES • Curry was a surname. • A takeaway was a mathematical problem. • A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. • All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. • Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding. • Calamari was called squid and we used it for fish bait. • A...
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Skipton
Joke Hypnotherapy
Hypnotherapy A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist's office… "Doctor," she cries. "I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!" The hypnotherapist shakes his head. "Not again…"
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Joke Even wolves do not like counting sheep
Even wolves do not like counting sheep
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mOiOz
PLAYBOY FOR THE BLIND
PLAYBOY FOR THE BLIND
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mOiOz
PENIS TAX
PENIS TAX SCREW (Services Creating Recreation, Entertainment & Work). announced today that a new Tax would apply to the penis, as it provides a service. • The way the tax will apply was difficult to decide. This was due to the fact 40 percent of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30 percent of the time it is hard...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SUING SMART WATER
SUING SMART WATER
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 15.03.2024
Riddle Masters 15.03.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! :) It’s time for the third and final riddle of the week: Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards? Let's see if you can crack this one. You know the drill—if you think you have the answer, post it in the comments below. Our 'spoiler' button will hide yours and others'...
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midgemills
Joke Relax.
Relax.
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mOiOz
WHEN WE TALK TO GOD
WHEN WE TALK TO GOD
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James Gutierrez
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Only one got it correct! Congratulations to member Vikki 👏
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mOiOz
BEST SEPTIC TRUCK EVER!!!
BEST SEPTIC TRUCK EVER!!!
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James Gutierrez
Joke Gift for my friend
Gift for my friend I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, 'Thanks!' I replied, 'Don't mention it.'
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mOiOz
BE THE REASON
BE THE REASON
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Skipton
Joke Long Odds!
Long Odds! Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was...
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Joke Python For Sale
Python For Sale
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Skipton
Joke Paddy Whack!
Paddy Whack!
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mOiOz
SAME MISTAKE TWICE
SAME MISTAKE TWICE
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mOiOz
RABBIT EARS
RABBIT EARS
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mOiOz
VERY PROUD
VERY PROUD
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