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Joke SO appropriate!
SO appropriate!
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mOiOz
SLICED BREAD...
SLICED BREAD...
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midgemills
Joke Car Stereo.
Car Stereo.
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midgemills
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Observer
Joke Pay up
Pay up
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
BORROW A KISS...
BORROW A KISS...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke
Dad Joke I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?' I said 'Not at all' He said 'Kiss?' I said 'Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel' 😊
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mOiOz
AVERAGE SEX...
AVERAGE SEX...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SET IT FREE...
SET IT FREE...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
GROWING UP WITH SARCASM...!
GROWING UP WITH SARCASM...!
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
ZOOKEEPER AND PADDY...
ZOOKEEPER AND PADDY...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TIGHT FIT....
TIGHT FIT....
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mOiOz
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midgemills
Joke Flies.
Flies.
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midgemills
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mjm9
The wolf
The wolf
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mjm9
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Observer
Joke A bit quick
A bit quick
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Wandiwa
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melnugro
The Deaf Mute at the Golf Course
The Deaf Mute at the Golf Course A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells "Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph". Being deaf the poor guy continues to prepare for his shot, so Ralph runs up thinking the deaf mute is being obstinate, and knocks the poor guy to the ground, kicks...
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Wandiwa
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nickname
Joke How true
How true
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🍪
Dad Joke 🍪 I bought a box of Viagra teabags last night. They do nothing for your sex life, but they do stop your biscuit going soft when you dunk it. 😊
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke The New Squaddie!
The New Squaddie! The Sergeant Major noticed a new squaddie and barked at him. “Get over here now” What’s your name soldier ? “ John “ replied soldier. don’t call ANYONE by his first name “ barked the RSM. “Look, I don’t know what bleeding Army you think you have joined son, but I don’t call ANYONE by his first name” barked the RSM...
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Skipton
Joke Tuns-a-puns
Tuns-a-puns • How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. • Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. • England has no kidney bank, but it does...
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Mikev
Joke May 🗓️
May 🗓️
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Mikev
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Ivory
More of the Vagaries of the English Language
More of the Vagaries of the English Language
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Ivory
Old time english
Old time english
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DLHM
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Riddle Fill in the Blank 29.04.2025 (Afternoon)
Fill in the Blank 29.04.2025 (Afternoon) G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'I'm going to make him an offer he can't ______.' – The Godfather A. Forget B. Refuse C. Ignore D. Accept Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 The answer we...
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Ivory
Therapist’s Advice
Therapist’s Advice
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Ivory
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🍓
Dad Joke 🍓 A gardener friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. 🍓 Tried it. I’m going back to cream. 🙏
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