Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke Burn baby burn
Burn baby burn
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Sending texts
Sending texts Don't you just hate it when you're sending a text, and you’re so rudely interrupted by a stupid jogger, bouncing off your windscreen?
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Ooooooooooh. Really?
Ooooooooooh. Really?
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Observer
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Observer
Joke No punch
No punch
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Same could be said for Canberra?
Same could be said for Canberra?
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Observer
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mOiOz
SWEAR WORDS
SWEAR WORDS
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Suzanne rose
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mOiOz
WHICH ONE IS YOURS?
WHICH ONE IS YOURS?
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke That's about right
That's about right
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Observer
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Sethia Soliman
Joke What if dinosaurs looked like...
What if dinosaurs looked like...
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Sethia Soliman
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Observer
Joke You had one job.....
You had one job.....
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Observer
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Observer
Joke No more lawyers
No more lawyers
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke ''Wish You Were Here.''
''Wish You Were Here.'' My ex-wife texted me, ''Wish you were here.'' She does that every time she walks through a cemetery!
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke Policing Worldwide!
Policing Worldwide! How do you tell the difference between a Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish Police Officer? The answer is found below. QUESTION: You're a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge...
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Still poor
Still poor
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Best brakes ever
Best brakes ever
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Typical for our climate
Typical for our climate
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Want a guess?
Want a guess?
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Observer
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Sethia Soliman
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"MISS"
"MISS" A young man walked up to the counter in a chemist shop, a very scornful girl asked him if she could help him, yes replied the young man, could I have 12 condoms please "MISS" With that she replied, DONT MISS ME giving him a scornful look. OK said the young man make it 13.
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Skipton
Joke ''How Much Do You Love Your Husband?''
''How Much Do You Love Your Husband?'' A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, some...
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Observer
Joke I not stupid
I not stupid
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Skipton
Joke Sometimes we Seniors simply don't Understand Directions...
Sometimes we Seniors simply don't Understand Directions... I went to my nearby Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter. The Pharmacist came over, smiled and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you...
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mOiOz
HEY GOOD LOOKIN'
HEY GOOD LOOKIN'
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magpie1
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Observer
Joke Immigrants
Immigrants
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Walk around it
Walk around it
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