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Luckyus
Joke The Italian Loaves
The Italian Loaves Hi there. I’m Bob. I’m 80. Every morning, I sit on the same park bench and chat to my friend, Jim, who’s a full seven years older than me. I’ve always wondered where he gets all his stamina from – he goes for a jog each day without fail, before meeting me. And, amazingly, he’s never out of breath. One fine day, I plucked up...
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Littleboy8
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Wow! Only one member got the correct answer for this image riddle, so a big shout-out to...
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Skipton
Joke Let's Do Weeweechu!
Let's Do Weeweechu!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Painful
Painful Pulled a nose hair out today to see if it hurt. Judging by the screams of the guy asleep on the bus next to me! Yes, it did hurt!!!!!
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Veggiepatch
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Observer
Joke Do you believe?
Do you believe?
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Veggiepatch
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Joke My Remote
My Remote
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 18.12.2023
Riddle Masters 18.12.2023 Good Morning Riddle Masters! :) Let's get your brains working with the first riddle of the week: Without a bridle or a saddle, across a thing, I ride a straddle. And those I ride, by the help of me, though almost blind, are made to see. What am I? Quite a puzzler, eh? If you've got an answer, post it in the...
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Joke Coles and Woolies.
Coles and Woolies. Starting today, all customers will have to unload the semi tucks at Coles and Woolworths. This is in addition to your self-checkout duties. Please Note, this does not entitle you to attend the Christmas Parties at Coles and Woolworths.
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Observer
Joke I'm feeling unloved
I'm feeling unloved
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Wandiwa
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Joke Wine and Chocolates
Wine and Chocolates
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Luckyus
Joke The a Problem With the Migratory Bird
The a Problem With the Migratory Bird According to the Knight-Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv". Until the agency received the...
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Quickies!
Quickies! Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. * I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver. * I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s...
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Skipton
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mOiOz
ON A DATE
ON A DATE
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Observer
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Veggiepatch
Not Another Blonde Joke
Not Another Blonde Joke A blonde walks into Chemist Warehouse and asks the sales assistant if she can get some of that butt deodorant. He says "There’s no such thing as butt deodorant!" She says "I’ll show you!" She leads him into the deodorant aisle and finds it herself. "See? This is butt deodorant!" He says "That’s just stick deodorant...
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Veggiepatch
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mOiOz
COY CAPSICUM
COY CAPSICUM
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Veggiepatch
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Joke The Titanic
The Titanic
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Veggiepatch
For Those Who Don't Believe In Creationism - Think Again!
For Those Who Don't Believe In Creationism - Think Again! On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years, and I'll give you...
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Veggiepatch
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Observer
Joke I told Forest Gump
I told Forest Gump
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Observer
Joke You got regular friends
You got regular friends
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Observer
Joke I aint no quitter
I aint no quitter
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Observer
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Observer
Joke What a night
What a night The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent, all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards the sky. What you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger...
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Observer
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Observer
Joke At the bbq
At the bbq
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Observer
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mOiOz
WEE LOSS OF MEMORY
WEE LOSS OF MEMORY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SEASONS' GREETINGS
SEASONS' GREETINGS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
SAY IT WITH FLOWERS
SAY IT WITH FLOWERS
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