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Skipton
Joke Long Odds!
Long Odds! Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was...
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Joke Python For Sale
Python For Sale
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Paddy Whack!
Paddy Whack!
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Skipton
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mOiOz
SAME MISTAKE TWICE
SAME MISTAKE TWICE
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
RABBIT EARS
RABBIT EARS
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
VERY PROUD
VERY PROUD
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND?
WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
IN CASE OF FIRE
IN CASE OF FIRE
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WILL I EVER WRITE AGAIN?
WILL I EVER WRITE AGAIN?
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke North Of The Border!
North Of The Border! In England, they will take a tree, cut it down, remove the branches and the bark until they are left with a cylinder of wood. Turn it on a lathe and whittle away until they are left with a perfectly formed bat. The bat will be cured and treated to strengthen it and then, when it is finally ready, they will use it to knock...
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Skipton
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Joke I finally won.
I finally won.
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Skipton
Joke Man Rules
Man Rules MAN RULES AT LAST A BLOKE HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT...
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RFG
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mOiOz
BOX WINE
BOX WINE
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Gideon
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Joke The Wife tries to outdo the Husband
The Wife tries to outdo the Husband
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Gideon
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Luckyus
Joke TIT for TAT
TIT for TAT
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SEAN
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DannyKaye
Granddad Joke of the day
Granddad Joke of the day A man flying in a hot air balloon realises he is lost. Reducing altitude, he spotted a man on the ground and defended to shouting range. “Excuse me” he shouted. “Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am’. The man man below responded: “Yes. You are in a hot...
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Gideon
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Skipton
Joke Club Visitor!
Club Visitor! 2 women were in the bowling house, when they smelled smoke and a man came running out of the male toilet STARK NAKED, with a towel on his face. One lady said to the other, " I wonder who he is ?" The other lady said, well he's not from THIS bowling club !
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Gideon
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mOiOz
PLASTIC SURGERY
PLASTIC SURGERY
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Gideon
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mOiOz
HAEMORRHOID CREAM
HAEMORRHOID CREAM
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Gideon
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mOiOz
MUSICAL CHAIRS
MUSICAL CHAIRS
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Gideon
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I Got It
I Got It
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle Riddle Masters 28.02.2024
Riddle Masters 28.02.2024 Hey Riddle Masters! 👋 Are you ready for your first riddle of the week? Here it goes: I have three eyes, but cannot see. I command with each blink, but I cannot think. What am I? Do you know the answer? Post it in the comments below! As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide everyone's answers. To...
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Brody
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Joke Dennis does it again.
Dennis does it again.
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Mark K
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mOiOz
KEYS TO HAPPINESS
KEYS TO HAPPINESS
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Wandiwa
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James Gutierrez
Joke Fish and chips
Fish and chips A man walks into a library and orders fish and chips. The librarian says, 'This is a library.' The man, says, 'Oh. Sorry.' Then in a whisper: 'I'd like some fish and chips.'
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