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BLOWING IN THE WIND

BLOWING IN THE WIND

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Last post Sep 24, 2023 by Ezzy

The Ugly One Walter and Linda were a middle aged couple blessed with two beautiful daughters. Although they felt incredibly lucky for having their girls, Walter and Linda always yearned for a boy. They began trying for another baby, and it wasn’t long before Linda became pregnant. Nine months later, they welcomed a baby boy into the world...

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Fisherman2320

Joke ''Who Wants To Be A Billionaire?''

''Who Wants To Be A Billionaire?'' ''So tell me about your dreams?'' ''I want to be a billionaire, just like my dad.'' ''Oh your dad, is he a billionaire?'' ''No he wants to be a billionaire too!!!''

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by maxtyson

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Wandiwa

WHAT'S THE IMAGE SAYING

WHAT'S THE IMAGE SAYING

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Wandiwa

Who Let these Call Girl ads into Jokes and Riddles? Definitely not funny!

Who Let these Call Girl ads into Jokes and Riddles? Definitely not funny! Not impressed.

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Suzanne rose

Irishman and a priest

Irishman and a priest An Irishman from Amrriada entered the confessional and told the priest, “I almost had sex with another woman.” Priest: “What do you mean almost?” “Well, we took off our clothes and rubbed together, but I stopped,” Ireland said. “To spend it is to do it,” said the priest. You will never see that woman again. You say five...

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Babybird

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Pat T

YOU'VE BEEN MOONED

YOU'VE BEEN MOONED

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by mOiOz

Joke FIFA Fi Fo Fumb!

FIFA Fi Fo Fumb!

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Littleboy8

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Littleboy8

Joke The Little Old Lady

The Little Old Lady A little old lady, about 70 years old, walks into an adult bookstore and slowly shuffles up to the counter, her hands shaking. She stutteringly says, “Eh, eh, excuse me, b-but I’m embarrased…” The clerk says, “Please don’t be ma’am, human s*xuality is a beautiful, natural thing. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.”...

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Littleboy8

WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY

WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Littleboy8

THE BEER PRAYER

THE BEER PRAYER

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by mOiOz

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by mOiOz

SUSPICIOUS HUSBAND

SUSPICIOUS HUSBAND Simon, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. Simon suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at...

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Wandiwa

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by mOiOz

Punctuation We all know how important punctuation is but sadly not everybody uses it. For example:- lets eat grandma. Is different from:- Let's eat! Grandma. And far less traumatic for Grandma. Now try to punctuate this:- bill where george had had had had had had had had had had had the approval of the lecturer.

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by OldJim

Joke It's All Mime!

It's All Mime! Its been reported that a local woman was kidnapped by a gang of mime artists. She claims that they did unspeakable things to her!

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Skipton

Joke Something Fishy!

Something Fishy! A guy had planned a fishing trip to his favourite fishing spot on the flats of Florida. He packed and began the trip to the water. He launched his boat, motored to his sea trout honey hole, and began fishing. In no time, he caught the biggest trout he’d ever caught. He cast out again and was delighted to catch an even larger...

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Skipton

Joke Customer Service!

Customer Service!

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Skipton

Joke Not My Problem!

Not My Problem!

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Skipton

Addiction When it's sunny my thoughts think ''Beer garden''. When it rains, I usually go down to the pub for awhile. When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer. I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather!

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Skipton

En Garde! As you probably know the guards at Buckingham Palace are not supposed to move a muscle. One day one of the guards moved just a bit. The sergeant rushed over and said "John, did I see you flinch?" John replied "Yes sir. You see there was a squirrel in the tree. He ran down the tree across the road then straight up my pants leg." “I...

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Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Skipton

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Views: 4K

Last post Sep 23, 2023 by Viellarde

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